Urban Dictionary After Dark

The cleaner, SFW portion of urban dictionary. Most sites after dark is the more mature side, but here after dark is the clean side.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Urban Dictionary after dark
Guy 2: No, what is it?
Guy 3: It's the sfw portion of Urban Dictionary

by fieldss October 31, 2012

after forever

A Dutch metal band founded by Sander Gommans and Mark Jansen.

The best band to ever exist., releasing the best metal album of all time: Decipher.
They also had the best female metal singer of all time: Floor Jansen
They disbanded in 2009

Bob: Holy shit, that was the best album I've ever heard!
Rob: Of course it is, it's by After Forever!

by AfterForever April 13, 2014

Morning after POO

after a night of heavy drinking you wake up with the need for a severe dump. This is usually more foul smelling than other craps and often is more fluid than solid.

ahhhh... i'm gunna get up and go unleash my morning after poo. i'll feel better when its over.

by timofo February 18, 2009

happily never after

The truth behind the lies the worlds media spreads. There is no such thing as happily ever after apart from those who have wealth and power which is an underwhelming minority of the worlds population! The rest of us are slaves to a new type of peasantry but most people are too brainwashed to realise there freedom is artificial

Happily ever after? More like happily never after!

by dhdu hf June 27, 2014

Afterglow

It’s like if the word “trippy” was a feeling or an emotion.

After tripping for 12 hours on acid, I had a strong afterglow for the rest of the day.

by Luke2112 July 1, 2019

After Thanksgiving

An After Thanksgiving is when you have Thanksgiving meals repeatedly after Thanksgiving until all the left over are gone. This is due to the fact that most parents are lazy and don’t want to cook when there are perfectly edible leftovers in the fridge. This is also the reason why Thanksgiving comes once every year, unless, of course if you’re homeless.

This is a common scenario of an After Thanksgiving

Eli “Mom, what’s for breakfast?”

Mom “Eggs, sausage, biscuits and cranberry sauce!”

Eli “Mom, what’s for lunch?”

Mom “I made turkey sandwiches!”

Eli “Mom, what’s for lunch?”

Mom “ Mashed potatoes and gravy with stuffing and some turkey strips!”

Eli “Mom, what’s for desert?”

Mom “Pumpkin pie smothered in - ELI! GET THAT GUN OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!!

by eli130 November 26, 2009

Aftercum

The aftermath of a right hand session. When a substance (similar to precum) comes out roughly between 10-20 minutes after a wank, hence the name.

Sometimes referred to as "postcum"

"I bust one off about 15 minutes ago and I just aftercummed"
"....Gross"

by Christinction November 27, 2013