asteroidnomical

when something is so astronomically unlikely you're more likely to be hit by an asteroid than have it happen

Me scoring with Brooklyn Decker? Asteroidnomical

by havocker May 4, 2010

assterhoids

The formations on uranus from constantly being pounded by genitalia.

My assterhoids are flaring up, I seriously need to stop having gay sex.

by Blackcockerspaniel February 24, 2014

Amsterdaxtrous

adj.; The ability to smoke a joint or use a bong with either hand equally well; derives from the weed-rich Dutch city of Amsterdam and "ambidextrous".

The only way to smoke that blunt better is if you are amsterdaxtrous.

by Alhamcollegeconts July 4, 2016

aeternamory

Eternal love.

Aeternamory contributed to the deaths of Romeo and Juliet, Antigone and Haemon, and many other famous couples of ancient literature.

by transientanima December 11, 2016

Amsterdamned

What Bible-thumpers claim you'll be if you succumb to temptations of the flesh while "window shopping".

If I invite a hot-bodied street-walker to accompany me out of the Red-light District and travel to some remote location far from the city before I share a bouncy-bouncy with her, will I still be Amsterdamned?

by QuacksO September 5, 2019

Astervate

To perform/train an action or a set of actions that are counter-intuitive to the task, operation or routine

Do not astervate the rookies if you want this thing to run
We need to secretly astervate them to stop them.

by Sinel Radar January 11, 2021

Amsterdam Headlock

When fucking a hooker on her back, her legs with her panties around her ankles hold the back of your neck.

That broad got me in an Amsterdam Headlock last night

by Cosmic_Snakes February 25, 2021