pitchfork activism

Someone who reads an article and feels as if they know both sides of the story and want to crucify somebody they don’t know by posting personal identifiable information or going on a crusade to ruin their life. fuck you people.

"i'm an emotionally unstable person who is suddenly passionate about an event or situation that's never mattered to me. Time to get my rusty pitchfork out of my shed and display some pitchfork activism."

by whoreallygaf July 26, 2017

Bum Activity

- the act of freeloading off a group or individual.

Ex. - A person accepting a date for the free food.
Ex. 2- A person asking to hit off your joint.
Ex. 3- A person not ordering food then still asking to get a piece of your meal.

That b*tch is always on her bum activity with all the dudes she meets.

by SanchoPlug April 10, 2022

active augustin

Can u make me one please just say used to get bagged every day but now he get bagged for no reason, simps for Melly, Bamford and Jim from fnd and he support the 2 best teams in sports

bloody hell you’re a real active augustin

by saculbaby May 29, 2020

Andrew Activities

When you catch your friend doing something very random, in a very random place, at a very random time.

I always catch John doing some Andrew Activities in the bathroom.

by RottenTuna January 11, 2022

actively alive

To be alive for a consecutive amount of time without dying

You are actively alive right now.

by AwesomeSauceyyyyy November 13, 2017

Bird Activity

The activity of a bird (a girl) that’s sneaky, shitty, bitchy, or all of the above.

Girl 1: Jess was tryna get at everyone’s boyfriend last night. And she KNOWS none of them are single.

Girl 2: Bird activity.

by IThinkIKnowWhatImTalkingAbout January 19, 2021

Grandma Activities

Pulling some fucking grandma activities like bowling or yoga or like going to brunch with Roberta.

Guy 1 “Yo bro I wanna do something”
Guy 2 “let’s pull some fucking grandma activities dog”

by Kevindonghole May 23, 2022