absolute lass 

A all around good jolly lassie. She's got your back and is sassy as all hell. The abosulte package.

That Peyten is an absolute lass! I love being around her.

absolute lass by Theabsoluteunit July 2, 2018

Absolute Mucus 

The weird temperature at which your mucus freezes in your nose and feels weird.

Yeah dude it was so cold this morning that I think it would hit about absolute mucus. It was very uncomfortable.

Student: What is the exact temperature of Absolute mucus
Teacher: It varies depending on many factors including but not limited to, the amount of mucus in nose, size of nose, and amount of hair in nose.

Absolute Mucus by TheGuyWhoDefinesThingsSOmetime August 25, 2018

Absolute ballshit 

An act of unfairness and unpredictability

That’s absolute ballshit! FGR should have won again. Instead FGR decided to hit the woodwork, miss 1 on 1’s and lose

Absolute ballshit by BURYAREBASTARDS January 20, 2019

Absolute convict 

A way of mildly offending someone without crossing any homophobic, racist, or inappropriate boundaries, usually meant light heartedly, but sometimes with harsh intent.

Used with the intent of being racist actually, and as a matter of fact, a lot of the time is meant to make someone hate their life, so yeah, have fun you bunch of gay cunts.

Oh has you seen that fucking nigga, he’s an absolute convict, robbing bikes n shit.

Absolute convict by Ryisanonce February 3, 2019

absolute fuckin unit 

a chubby, spotty girl with a massive nose and forehead

she is an absolute fuckin unit

absolute fuckin unit by absolutefuckinunit March 9, 2019

Absolute Punter

Orlaith is a punter

Orlaith you are an absolute punter

Absolute Punter by You are a scrote June 23, 2019

absolute gamer 

bruh moment. what an aboslute gamer

youre not an epic absolute gamer noob

absolute gamer by guy next to me is low iq September 19, 2019