National ass grab day

made by fuck heads who want to get a gf/ bf after not seeing the sun for years

Dont use this as an excuse you'll just look like a sexual predator

Guy1: It's national ass grab day
Guy2: Fuck off you creep

by notheretoday April 20, 2021

National Ass Slap Day

On April 25th, 2018. YOU have to Slap he/she ass, no matter how close you are with the person

Slap the person Ass on National Ass Slap Day

by X8x8x8x8x8xskwkc May 30, 2018

National Ass Clapping Day

August 30th. A day when women with junk in the trunk post pictures and videos of their asses while twerking.

Sara: Did you know it's National Ass Clapping Day?
Lilly: OMG! I need to post a video of myself twerking in a thong!

by BodyHottie October 12, 2015

National ass shaking day

The one day a year when anyone can shake some ass and not get called a whore!!! So have a great day and shake some ass!

Charli: ADDISON It’s national ass shaking day! You know what that means!

Addison: *starts shaking ass*

by Sofiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. December 12, 2020

National ass smacking day

April 12 is national ass smacking day. You can grab anyone’s ass and get away with it.

Today is national ass smacking day so smack that girls ass hard

by EatShitDonaldTrump43 May 25, 2018

oct 29: national zach grabs nicole’s ass day

when all the zach’s see a nicole and slap her ass.

“hey zach”
“oh hey nicole!”
*slap’s her ass*

when it’s oct 29: national zach grabs nicole’s ass day all zachs will slap all nicole’s asses

by emery smith October 29, 2019

Send ass pics day

Celebrated on October 28th, send ass pics day is a national holiday in which the recipient of a screenshot of this post is required to respond with an ass pic as per U.S. Federal Law.

Person 1: *sends screenshot of post*
Person 2: *sends ass pic*
Person 1: I love Send ass pics day.

by United States Supreme Court October 27, 2020