Salting my apples

When your boob hurt.

Ashly: fuck off m8
Carly: Your really salting my apples.

by Carlynutsacksaresaggy July 31, 2016

sliced apples

The fucking coolest shit eva! Better than that fucking cool beans shit. Oh yeah!!

Her pussy was like sliced apples!

by Mitch Rebarchek October 23, 2005

smashed apples

A term to describe a really ugly person.

"That girl had a face like a bag of smashed apples."

by Mnkyonyrbk August 30, 2005

dropping apples

a man deepthroating

"did you hear that that guy was dropping apples last night?"

by iamcrimson May 10, 2009

dem apples

butt checks

I have diarrhea out of dem apples

by mr demapples May 11, 2014

serious apples

1.) Seriously, for real, no kidding.

2.) The state of being serious.

3.) A serious situation.

1.) No way! I didn't know she had a dick, serious apples!

2.) Damn, that guy was serious apples about the game.

3.) (At a funeral) Yeah, dude, serious apples here okay?

by ??//?/? January 15, 2009

Candy Apples

When you dip an apple into the toilet after taking a shit, and then put it back in the kitchen for your roommate to eat; used as a prank

R: b. why do you keep going to the bathroom with apples in your hand?
B: i like to call these the candy apples. my roommate is a nasty motherfucker, so i think he'll enjoy them
R: smh

by dirtywaterdip January 22, 2014