Rhea Almonte

R- Rare
H- Honest
E- Elegant
A- Amazing

A- I
L- Love
M- her
O- so
N- much
T- always

E- Forever

Rhea Almonte is my wife.

by Fluffybaby January 22, 2022

Almsot

Common misspelling of the work 'almost'

guy 1 - AND I ALMSOT HAD YOU!!!!

guy 2 - wow stop singing bowling for soup, and lrn2spil.

by foofighter December 19, 2008

almoustache

That annoying facial hair on top of men's upper lips. You can't decide whether it's a legit stache or just peach fuzz. It's utterly wtf-inducing and slightly irritating.

Dude 1: Check out mah stache, bitchezzz.
Dude 2: Dude, that ain't a stache. It's peach fuzz.
Dude 3: It's not that, either.

Dude 4: It's a fucking almoustache.

by Die, Jewfro June 21, 2010

Almostist

Like a perfectionist, but you give some slack on the completion of tasks.

I’ve become an almostist at keeping my home tidy. I am a perfectionist who wants things perfectly clean, but I wasn’t feeling well so I became a almostist at letting things remain not perfectly in place.

by candiedbones January 24, 2020

almoist

1) a contraction of "almost" and "moist"

2) a state of hydration not quite reaching a level of what one would consider "moist", but not exactly dry either

1.a) "The carrot cake was a tad almoist, but still tasty"

1.b) "That dirty martini was almoist perfect - I need another"

2) "Freddy's kisses left her almoist, while Armando's kisses made her wet"

by dorkusmaximus June 16, 2009

alcostalgia

Getting drunk and remembering the good old days.

Paul: *hic* I think *hic* that the land before time *hic* wasss a geenius filmomatic cinematogra... thing.

John: Don't mind Paul, he's having a bit of alcostalgia.

by teh_spiderer November 24, 2009

Alostro

yearning to smoke cigarette or weed

i have Alostro for like 4 days now

by pee.jaymask February 11, 2022