almoustache

That annoying facial hair on top of men's upper lips. You can't decide whether it's a legit stache or just peach fuzz. It's utterly wtf-inducing and slightly irritating.

Dude 1: Check out mah stache, bitchezzz.
Dude 2: Dude, that ain't a stache. It's peach fuzz.
Dude 3: It's not that, either.

Dude 4: It's a fucking almoustache.

by Die, Jewfro June 21, 2010

almostache

The early adolecent stage of growing a mustache,when it mostly consists of peach-fuzz with a dozen or so black hairs.

mother: "Go wash that dirt off of your upper lip for dinner".
preteenager: "I did mom,this is my mustache".
mother: " I'm sorry that I confused your almostache with having a dirty lip".

by fat wyt guy May 29, 2009