Maxwell Goddard

WAXYMELT is ginger like the orange flavoured doritos you will find in a crisp packet. He is delightful and is especially nice to his boyfriend Barhem Ibuohgay. He goes to the gym (to suck cock) and loses muscle due to him munching on too much Iranian spices. He believes in Allah and the bible and prays to him to become homosexual. He found the inspiration from his lover Barhem Ibuogay. Maxwell circumnavigated the globe just to steal Iranian oil and piss off the Iranian leader, Ali Khamenei. Waxymelt is also Jewish meaning he has a big cock. The end!

BOOM BOOM BOOM MEHRAB IS IN MY ROOM, WAXYMELT IS STEALING FROM HIM

Maxwell Goddard loves Barhem Ibouhgay

by IAMTHEORIGINALBARHEM February 02, 2023

Rory Maxwell

is sexy tanned boy with a big penis good at rugby league and body boarding he will ankle break your nan pulls all the chicks and your mum he is a full eshay and is part African

Rory Maxwell

by Rory Maxwell October 25, 2018

Teresa Maxwell

A woman who is absolutely breathtaking and as sensual as anyone alive but will busy your fucking nose like a dude in an instant if disrespected. She carries herself with a beautiful and bubbly personality that is simply enchanting but say something out of pocket and you should probably run cause she will take your birthday away.......

Jennifer in no fucking Teresa Maxwell, that's for sure..........

by GholiEEEEEE February 02, 2021

matt maxwell

A person who is so undereducated that they believe it is okay to have sex with their cousin. Never has moved out of their parents home, and their dad filmed underage girls changing for band practice.

Inbreeding can lead to multiple birth defects, don’t be a Matt Maxwell

by Mattmaxwell December 04, 2021

Black Maxwell Sheffield

a black man who reads British media frequently.

The Black Maxwell Sheffield watched The Nanny.

by Coop Dupe June 09, 2018

Maxwell W

Maxwell is the best person anyone could have in their life he has the best smile the most pure eyes and the kindest heart he’s the cutest most adorable person in the world and he knows how to make anyone smile everyone gets annoyed with him at first but gets used to it after a while and realises that he’s actually awesome he’s loud and funny and can make anyones bad day seem good doesn’t matter how long you’ve known him it’ll feel like a lifetime he could have any girl in the world but he focuses his time on the one true love of his life who’s a year older than him but that doesn’t matter he has brown hair and blue eyes and he’s a bit short but makes up in the ways it counts he’s always there for a shoulder to cry on or just someone to vent to and he’ll never judge or push your boundaries

Have you seen that guy he’s the sweetest he must be Maxwell W

by 33T4444 August 05, 2022

Maxwelle

Someone who thinks he's stupid & can't really parse

I'm trying to parse, but I'm a Maxwelle

by NotMaxwelle June 06, 2023