flat dick

Term used when describing a person who is idiotic or is useless, kind of like a flat dick would be.

Did you hear what Greg said the other day? He is such a flat dick!

by Josh December 10, 2004

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Flat Breezy

A flat brimmed piece of headwear in which bisco 'kidz' wear to disco biscuit shows, or any other show in 'the scene'

They are often LRG or New Era brand.

"Yo brah, how many flat breezys are u bringing to Camp Bisco?"

"was your flat breezy cocked at the proper 45?"

"Brah, i just ordered the hettiest flat brim ever for Biscuits in Boston."

by xTHEMOSTDOSEDx February 18, 2009

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flat as a board

no breasts

Sue was flat as a board so I nailed her at my workbench.

by Jake March 06, 2004

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flat flatz

- A term used by experienced Surfer's in the South Florida region
- Means "no waves at all"
- When there are no waves in the ocean

Craig: "Dude1, did you see those kids trying to ride the flat flatz?"
Johnny: "Haha, yeah man. Total wipe out."

by Darwinian October 07, 2009

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flat pussy

A flat pussy is one that has been pounded so many times that it could now be conceived as flat. This implies multiple poundings, however, a pussy could be made flat by one very intense pounding.

Man, that cat was run over so many times, that's a flat pussy.
Man, that girl was fucked so hard, that's a flat pussy.

by FlatPussy March 14, 2018

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