panda proof

Exceptionally smart people doing incredibly dumb things.

Doug could you update the document so Jason can submit it to a customer without reading it or knowing how to write? What you want me to make it Panda Proof?

by Perfunctory Yeti May 15, 2014

panda pearl

a black and white rock that comes from a panda clam when infected.

She had a panda pearl in her snatch.

by PandaSandTheAsian December 5, 2007

Trash Panda

A raccoon

"I saw a trash panda last night, those things are scary"

by Don't use your real name. If May 12, 2019

Skank Panda

When you cheat on your significant other with someone over World of Warcraft and then blame your significant other for the cheating.

Erran is a skank panda for cheating on her husband with Isengrin.

by Hypnosis72 December 8, 2020

panda fail

A "panda fail" occurs when someone is so unsuccessful at a particular task (ie. the apparent lack of sex drive among pandas) that the person's existance is no longer necessary.

Bob's decline of his wife's offer to have sex with her while concurrently eating a sandwich was a total panda fail.

by LettyFresh August 22, 2010

Panda Coffee

another way of saying your blog is quality.

My blog is really panda coffee tonight

by a blogger December 20, 2010

panda express

A restuarant serving food to average, American caucasian families who think they are "adventorous" by eating "authentic" Chinese food.

Chinese guy: I can't go to your house because I am having dinner in a Chinese restuarant.
White kid: ZOMG!! I LOOOOOOOOVE CHINESE FOOD. I LIKE EAT PANDA EXPRESS EVERYDAY!!!!!!!!!! ORANGE CHICKEN ROX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Kanorfsky January 15, 2007