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phone diaper

When the teacher was out we made phone diapers cuz we were high and didn’t feel like having a threesome
by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx February 12, 2019
mugGet the phone diapermug.

diaper dipstick

When you stick your finger in your kids diaper to see if they have pooped.
Has Billy pooped yet?
Not sure. I'll diaper dipstick him. Yes, he pooped.
by Noisy Potato May 31, 2021
mugGet the diaper dipstickmug.

Shitty Diaper

Man I smell a shitty diaper, we should dip.
by JaySteeze January 12, 2015
mugGet the Shitty Diapermug.

diaper walk

Telltale sign of a male homosexual who has engaged in way too many anal encounters. The diaper walk is characterized by a slow perambulation with butt cheeks tightly clenched to ensure sphincter closure to avoid involuntary leakage. The term is derived from the fact that adult diapers are often required because normal rectal control has been compromised.
Craig: What's that oddball gait Tom is sporting on his way to the cafeteria?
Joe: Oh, that's his diaper walk from years of punching the starfish
by wch-meister September 29, 2017
mugGet the diaper walkmug.

Diaper Titties

When a female has large poorly shaped breasts that hang very low and doesn’t wear a bra or any type of support. Her breasts resemble the full saggy diaper of a child that is 2 hours overdue for a changing.
Hey Mercedes, look at that thot over there with them nasty diaper titties! Girl needs a bra, she out here looking like she breast feeds a heard of goats.
by Prince Ignorance August 31, 2018
mugGet the Diaper Tittiesmug.

Carolina Diaper

An otherwise normal diaper, after an infant takes a really fucking nasty yellow shit, resembling that really nasty yellow Carolina BBQ sauce.
Dude. I'm never having kids. I can't stand the Carolina Diaper.
by Silicon Quick2 June 16, 2018
mugGet the Carolina Diapermug.

diaper dope

diaper dope is heroin / fent dope that is so strong and fire that it will make you shit your pants... hence you need to wear a diaper when you do it. Many chunk dope users try to wear makeshift diapers before going on chunk knocker binges.

Not to be confused with dirty diaper coke
Tyrone: Be careful with this pack my man its some diaper dope
by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022
mugGet the diaper dopemug.

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