Breezy’s Location Theory

A theory thought up by a great philosopher which states: The thought of if someone has lost their virginity in a certain location, is more likely to be a yes.

person 1: Man this lake is pretty but there’s so many broken bottles on the ground

person 2: hey, you think someone lost their virginity here?

person 1: yeah, given Breezy’s Location Theory, most likely at least one person has

by Queen Breezy November 09, 2020

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Woke Up Chris Breezy

When a woman pisses you off, but want to be subtle about it, so you don't come off as a misogynistic piece of shit. Can also be used for when you wake up and feel and look like shit. Have fun with the word

Dumb Feminist - "All Men Should Die! We don't need them"

Man - "You know, I woke up Chris Breezy and I could punch something right now, so I would stop being a piece of shit, and take that back"

Dumb Feminist - "Fine, just don't punch me"

by AetherKing July 11, 2023

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G Breezy

There really is one and only G Breezy . He’s from jersey . He’s has a nice Carmel skin complexion when it’s not summer .He’s some what tall , And also is curly headed and very very fine . People sleep on him and doubt him but soon he’s going to shock the world and wake them up and make anyone that ever doubted him or laughed at him when he said he was gonna make it feel his success just give him a couple of years and everything will come into play . He’s known for being the most loved and hated but it don’t bother him it’s just a part of being G Breezy which is that N***a. He’s also the best basketball player you’ve ever seen and I guarantee you if your a girl reading this your bf can’t guard him .

“ man I Wish I would’ve believed G Breezy when he said he’s not just anybody “

by Victor Johnson July 28, 2020

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