When someone extremely small and scrawny has an enormous penis, or generally when someone has a much larger penis than expected.
Aaron never had much luck with the ladies. He was short (only about 5"3) and very skinny. One day the girls at his university dorm caught a glimpse of his secret pork. He got an STD within a week.
by GodManBeast November 25, 2011
by Mondeblue February 24, 2013
A fat, greasy, sweaty perv/pedo found hanging around schools, playgrounds and McDonald’s. Usually smells of cheese, is unshaven and breaths heavy due to weight and years of chain smoking.
Check out sweaty pork over there on the bench. Watch your kid.
We sat next to a sweaty pork after school when we stopped at McDonald’s.
My uncle is sweaty pork. I hate it when he picks me up at school.
We sat next to a sweaty pork after school when we stopped at McDonald’s.
My uncle is sweaty pork. I hate it when he picks me up at school.
by Eaton Holgoode January 08, 2018
by Cuntryyyyboy May 30, 2017
by I swear I’m legal January 08, 2018
A pig that somehow has the intelligence to play Minecraft, yet is stupid enough to bot Hypixel Duels and somehow never get banned for it.
Person 1: Have you heard of that pig that just installed Duck Dueller for Minecraft?
Person 2: What the heck man.. Why is he botting.. That must be Jon-Pork.
Person 1: Correct, it is indeed Jon-Pork the Hypixel Duels Botter.
Person 2: What the heck man.. Why is he botting.. That must be Jon-Pork.
Person 1: Correct, it is indeed Jon-Pork the Hypixel Duels Botter.
by TheGayPlayer69 September 06, 2023