Sudden Psychologist

A person that has no background in psychology at all out of nowhere claiming they know your entire life story from Saturday morning cartoon stereotypes.

Sudden Psychologist: Me big smart
Victim: Shut up
Sudden Psychologist: Just from that one quote I can tell your dad has beaten you your entire life causing you to spite others for no reason at all, I can tell, I’m smart.
Victim: Shut up

by Awoooooga May 6, 2020

Alaca Psychology

After the corona virus effect has lost its effect compared to the previous months, the psychologist Leman Alaca, the founder of Alaca Psychology, made important evaluations about the post-pandemic process.

Alaca Psychology, made important evaluations about the post-pandemic process.

by yoltutkunu June 20, 2020

de-psych

The act of diminishing your expectations

I'm trying to de-psych myself for the surgery because it may not live up to my expectations.

by Evolvoed August 16, 2020

Farm Psychopathy

When you grew up on a farm and are able to put down animals without emotional trauma.

Lisa wanted bring her suffering cat to the vet to put down but it was expensive. Luckily her boyfriend Jonas had farm psychopathy so he was able to do it for the cost of a bullet.

by Bomafian December 11, 2020

Spiritual Psychoextraphysics

Spiritual Psychoextraphysics is a field of psychoextraphysics that seeks to study spiritual, religious, mystical, esoteric, occult and extraphysical experiences and the relation between their stimulus and sensations between the physical and extraphysical level. Also seeking to study the relation between the physical body and the extraphysical body during those experiences.

"Spiritual psychoextraphysics is an interesting field of study for study about astral projection, mediumship, meditation and other spiritual practices and experiences in a way that considers physics, extraphysics, psychology and spirituality at the same time, and it's really amazing."

by Full Monteirism May 11, 2021

miss psychologist

nori!! she gives comfort to MILLIONS!! she will try to give the best advices and don't be shy to text her xx

are you in a crisis? you should talk to miss psychologist

by nori.pdf June 23, 2021

Female psychonaut

You don't hear about them often just like you don't hear about a female version of Kurt Cobain or a female gun(wo)man too often why, because most females are afraid to look like failures to other people, and because they are afraid to look like failures to other people, they are afraid of failure itself. Most females would rather become an astronaut than a psychonaut any day because they don't want their family calling them a loser, especially not their mother.

The female psychonaut wanted to give the male rock stars a run for their money, so she OD'ed on heroin to kill herself at 27, since that seemed to be the magic number. She thought her death would be more tragic than the deaths of male rock stars because she could have had babies and now she never would, but actually people had about the same reaction, as she was just another human like the males were, and her death was more of an ordinary event than a true tragedy. It wasn't earth shattering sadness people felt for her.

by The Original Agahnim July 2, 2021