gas powered gawk gawk

Going down on a cock while using one or both hands in a twisting motion to enhance pleasure and maximize jizz production.
Thank you for purchasing your new gas powered gawk gawk. Follow the instructions in the quick start guide to begin using your new gas powered gawk gawk. With proper care and maintenance, your new gas powered gawk gawk will provide you years of trouble free service.

Step 1: Before using your gas powered gawk gawk, make sure the shaft is clean and free from any obstacles.
Step 2: Bring the shaft to about eye level. Misalignment could cause poor performance.
Step 3: Set the choke, all the way until properly seated.
Step 4: Pull the starter handle forcefully. The shaft should begin to inflate. If it begins to stutter, ease off the choke a little.
Step 5: Your gawk gawk is provided with two twist throttles. Use both throttles for maximum output.
Step 6: Now rev both throttles simultaneously, like a two stroke Yamaha, while applying gentle suction on the open end

of the shaft.
Step 7: Continue until completely empty, if used properly, your gawk gawk will remove every drop.
Pro tip: For added performance, press the brown supercharger button located on the rear.
by El Conquistador May 09, 2022
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Gas Powered Snow Blower

When you put cocaine in a hookers butthole and she farts it up into your nose
She gave me a gas powered snow blower last night
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hour shower of power

Also known as an HSOP, this is a male's shower that takes an hour. Any male spending an hour in the shower is quite obviously masturbating in there.
Ben was an HSOP master, his hour shower of power happened twice daily.
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Super Power Beat Down

Super Power Beat Down is a live action web series focused on bringing two fighters from assorted media into battle against each other. The victors are decided by popular vote.
Machinima and Bat in the Sun's web series "Super Power Beat Down" takes two super-powered legends and makes them battle. Experts Marisha Ray, Jennifer Wegner, Damian Beurer and Andy Liegl battle with their sci-fi/fantasy knowledge and comic wit to determine who they think the winner will be - however, the fans have the final say.
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high-power [douche]

an individual who stupidity is so high-octane that it cannot be described by the root word "douche." this individual's lack of brainpower, or choice or continual arrogance, requires a special term of its own.
joe: "so what happened?"

elaine: "it was unbelievable. i did ALL of the work--ALL of it. and then this high-power douche goes into overdrive and tells the boss this elaborate tale about how he gave up his weekend clam bake to do it. what a penis."
by ten iron June 19, 2008
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Modified Ferris Power Stance

A stable and assertive stance used during direct laryngoscopy and intubation.
John assumed the Modified ferris power stance before picking up the endotracheal tube and preparing to intubate the patient.
by Succinylcholine August 24, 2011
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power lunch on my _________

the insult YOU create!!
this new boss can power lunch on my _________ (body waste, shit, poo, diarrhea etc!!)
by michael foolsley May 07, 2011
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