Post me

The person tour talking to or dating basically wants you to lose all of your hoes

Babe”post me”
Me: stop playing around

by Popeyessandwhich November 6, 2019

post salt clarity

When you realize something after you chill out.

Person 1: God I don't want to deal with this.
*3 hours later*
Person 1: Oh that was probably really easy. Stupid post salt clarity.

by logan2611 July 28, 2021

fent posting

when you’re scrolling on instagram reels doing something and acting like their nodding off.

nate: bro wtf is this?

cj: oh yeah, he’s fent posting

by club_679 February 29, 2024

full post

A way to describe activities of nothingness. Feeling too lazy to even lift your finger to change the channel, often leading to a semi-vegetative state.

I wish this day would end, I can't wait til' I can get home, take a bong rip and go on full post...

by $ot$haman June 29, 2011

Post Truth Math

Also known as “Fake Math,” “Trump Math,” “Bigly Math,” and “BS Math.” Half-lies and conspiracies about or on math and math education, which look superficially or uncritically fun, but they are conceptually dangerous to most semi-innumerates and non-symbol-minded folks.

Millions of MAGA patriots have been brainwashed or radicalized to believe post truth math without questions, which has indirectly led to the banning of some math titles or classics in some puritan circles.

by Numerati August 4, 2024

painting the post

Having sex with your girl while she's on her period.

Painting the post can happen once a month.

by Timothyjbrick April 12, 2019

never post hate speech or people’s personal information

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by ParaparaPartyCrow August 29, 2024