Kicking someone ass severely. Just like one of his parents would do it.
I Beat Valery's ass just like if I was her mom.
by Saints March 12, 2005
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October 10th is the national day where you can beat up your Mexican friends.
For October 10th, I beat up my Mexican friend because it was National Beat Up Your Mexican Friend Day.
by joseph stalin 00 October 10, 2023
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beat up from the feet up

gansta for real og dont play around.
yo my dude you are beat up from the feet up.
by miant February 12, 2008
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"Jack me off like you beat your own meat!}" is what I tell my {roomie to do to me sometimes.
Hey Matt, Jack me off like you beat your own meat!
by eda-skip November 25, 2021
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1. An expression a parent, guardian, or friend uses to tell another person to put down their furniture or there will be consequences

2. An expression people yell when somebody tries to hit them with their own furniture
1. John: *sees his child using a chair to charge at his older brother*
"Put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!"

Child: Ok.

2. Fred: What do you have in your hand?

Justin: A treasure chest.

Fred: And what were you about to do with that treasure chest?
Justin: Hit you with it.

Fred: You know what you can do with that treasure chest?
Justin: What?
Fred: Nothing! Now put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!!
by theblimpmaster23 July 19, 2022
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