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marked as sperm

"Marked as Sperm": a play on "Marked as Spam", commonly seen in message boards and forums. "Marked as Sperm" is used when the message in question is too odious to be adequately described by the relatively mild "Marked as Spam".
A hypothetical example of "marked as sperm" combined with a slightly edited actual comment:

john_balls1011 @dildoilbravishla: FUCK YOU DICKWAD

(Reply) (Mark as sperm) (Ignore)(Report)
by Suzy Clemens April 8, 2010
mugGet the marked as spermmug.

house marking

A practice in which the most passionate of Harry Potter fans engage, in which upon first meeting another person one attempts to ascertain which house in Hogwarts that person belongs before learning anything else about said individual. Those who advocate for this practice claim it is far more effective in predicting and anticipating a person's character and personality than other forms of "marking" that many other humans may deploy. For example, the feminist philosopher Marilyn Frye describes "sex marking," a process of trying to determine another's sex and/or gender so as to impose upon them rigid expectations based on inaccurate gender norms and roles that only serve to stifle human capacity. Male and female are ambiguous, broad, and essentially meaningless term, containing within each of them the full spectrum of the human condition. Sex marking, therefore, is an inaccurate means of developing an understanding of another human. House marking, on the other hand, is far more effective in anticipating how a person will act, think, or live. Knowing someone is a Slytherin provides a far better basis for predicting behavior than knowing they are female.
I couldn't help "house marking" that guy I met last night I could tell he was a total Slytherin!
by fryeismagical December 11, 2012
mugGet the house markingmug.

mark's penis

likely the most massive shlong you have ever seen in your life
wow mark's penis could knock over lizzo
by mark is god March 15, 2024
mugGet the mark's penismug.

Mark

Mark
Have you seen Mark today? O cant believe he's 55!
by anonymous November 24, 2021
mugGet the Markmug.

Mark

yo fam you're moving like a Mark
by Steven Hsieh December 15, 2021
mugGet the Markmug.

Mark Indelicato Is A Behemoth

Mark Indelicato Is A Behemoth
Mark Indelicato Is A Behemoth
by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025
mugGet the Mark Indelicato Is A Behemothmug.

Mark

Mark is a egyptian cunt who likes to cheat on his girlfriend and have multiple side hoes, likes to ditch his friends to fuck, smoke or get drunk. lord farquad a.k.a. ugly arab
mark is a faggot
by hot chocolate milk June 12, 2019
mugGet the Markmug.

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