Man law 

1. Men should not sleep in the same bed.
2. Men should not kiss each other (even if you are freinds don't do it).
3. Men should not hug other men unless its a power hug.
4. Men should not cheat on there girlfreind.
5. Men should not act gay around girls unless she is your friend.

Dude you just broke the man law.

Man law by no muscle November 11, 2010

Seth's Law 

Internet law which states, "Any conversation about gay marriage on an online forum will eventually end when someone mentions Sodom and Gomorrah, thus starting a new argument about biblical interpretation."

jeremy0: what do you all think about the new gay marriage decision in cali? I think it's a great step in the right direction.
b1go7ybastard: HASN'T ANYONE EVER HEARD OF SODOM AND GOMORRAH?!? ALL FAGGOTS ARE SINNERS! GOD SAYS SO! ITS RIGHT THERE READ THE BOOK
betterMinded: Sodom and Gomorrah is not a condemnation of homosexuality ...
EvenBetterMind: I invoke Seth's Law

Seth's Law by sumguysr August 5, 2008

dookie law

tore up, ugly, should be ashmaed of yourself, out of tha ordinary

hey look at that girl right there ((Dookie Law))) whoa she messed up.

dookie law by ms. pimpinyou October 12, 2003

Barrel Law 

In southern United States Communities; a barrel is fixed in a position downtown, usually on a downtown square for the purposes of determining age of consent. A gentleman will place the young lady in question inside the barrel, should she be able to see over the top of that barrel, she is deemed to be legal for sexual relations. Thought to have originated in Estonia, known for their own "keg laws". Brought to the United by Andrus Hallur in the mid 1700's. First used in the US in Savannah Georgia where Hallur ran a fudgery and bait shop.

Willie was very excited to meet Wanda, a young deaf mute girl. Before he defiled her in the back of his buggy, he had to take her down to the barrel to see if she passed the local Barrel Law. Thankfully, after getting up on her toes, she was able to see over the top. Willie was then legally able to make her a woman.

Barrel Law by brandonray March 13, 2009

Marcus Law 

"Top boyy"

Big wayne loves his

beef in teeth Marcus law

danny is a dick

Marcus Law by Johnjohnjohnjohn123 October 6, 2011

The law

A system put in place that helps keep society in place and manages to fuck it up from time to time

Why can’t I park here ??

Cuz this company got a sign that say by the law that you can’t park here !

The law by Klinkhammer January 15, 2019

Homie law 9 section 68

This is the law of spoiling. Any running show or movie under 8 months old must not be spoiled for the homies. Breaking this sacred law is cause for a sudden death brawl.

Friend 1. You can't spoil that
Friend 2. Y not you haven't watched it

Friend 1. Under the homie law 9 section 68

Homie law 9 section 68 by LittleredAP December 8, 2020