Muffin hole

The resulting visual following the act of 'buttering' a partners hemorrhoidal rose bud (muffin hole).

Then the act was finished; they had a glorious muffin hole.

by 982639024 February 07, 2015

clunge muffin

Smearing a bran muffin between a pair of ripe pussy lips, prefferably ones that smell of urine and cabbage.

I gave the waitress at the diner a clunge muffin last Friday and she put it back in the display case.

by Reverend Gibs May 27, 2021

fungus muffin

A lover of magic mushrooms

Awe look at you rolling in the mud like a fungus muffin.

by Willowbob March 08, 2018

Muffin chaser

Someone who pursues people who have muffin tops sexually.

Some people are chubby chasers. But David likes them only that optimum amount of chubby, just enough for some muffin top but not enough to be huge. I give you, the Muffin chaser.

by ApricotFields June 11, 2019

Gooch Muffin

The onset form of a taint after several hours of continuous ass pounding to the point that the gooch swells and forms a shape and mushy feel, similar to a tasty muffin top. Similar to the phenomenon known as cauliflower ear.

Example: Bobby banged me so hard last night I grew an uncontrollably fat gooch muffin.

by Cashmere Dreams September 02, 2014

cream muffin

Someone who is soft and very feminine

Vro you're a cream muffin

by 🅱️oolteacher April 16, 2021

Muffinitis

Rare disease that causes mild to severe retardation, confusion of foods futher research is needed but is not known to be contagious. No deaths have been recorded

Shes got muffinitis because she bought apples when she was asked to bring onions

by christobal_de_florida August 03, 2010