nipple cream

the white creaamy buttery stuff that oozes out of the nipple of the lady.

"lady! your nipple cream is getting everywhere and on your shirt. ahhhh!"

nipple cream by nipple woman March 4, 2009

Neopolitan Ice Cream 

Word for making a black girl jizz and admiring your work; illustrated by the dark skin (chocolate), the pink vagina (strawberry), and cum (vanilla)... Also could be used for Dominicans, Cubans, some Mexicans and Puerto Ricans. and all Haitians and African chicks....

I went down on Lakeicha until she came and had to look back and stare at all of that neopolitan ice cream....

Neopolitan Ice Cream by MOESSSESS July 30, 2010

jew cream 

1. a glow available to all religions and sects...usually resulting in rewards that are normally only possible for a jew. A non jewish person can attain such status by accomplishing goals dedicated to ruthless business and attaining high levels of regard from others. when one attains such a glow, it is said they are using "jew cream" 2. helping to exclaim excitement over getting a bangin' bag, picking up a bangin' girl, or attaining a bangin' job. 3. Status Quo of a dignified, expert Jew. Also see Jewru

"Look at that Benz, that boy be using Jew Cream."
"He got a new job, thats because he shined up with Jew Cream"
"Wipe your Jew Cream off."

jew cream by sensimelio June 25, 2008

loren cream 

a shrump of a girl who is closely related to a oompa loompa.

that kid will be a loren cream some day, what a shrump.

loren cream by dangrotesque December 27, 2007

Pillow Cream 

The cream produced from wrenching a pillow come sponge. Often rendered whilst bathing in the moonlight.

My wife's birthday is coming up and I've been saving up all my pillow cream just for her!

Pillow Cream by I. Hava Vageen May 3, 2010

Rage Cream 

Rage cream is the solution to all rage. it is used when being raped in video games such as black ops and halo.

Holy fuck how do "Pwnsi" and "Lawao xD" keep raping me?
It's time for Rage cream

Rage Cream by Lawao xD February 27, 2011

Bitch cream 

An ointment or salve that is applied liberally to the skin to avoid irritation upon contact with a irrational female.

Example:
Guy1 Where are we going now?
Guy2 To Teresa's house.

Guy3 Damn. You need to turn this car around now!

Guy1 WTF? We're almost there.

Guy2 Cuz homie forgot his bitch cream! Every time she opens her mouth homie gets hives.

Bitch cream by twisted english September 17, 2014