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Alabama mud snake

An Alabama mud snake, like it’s shorter, smaller cousin, the mud snake, is brown, usually, in color, It can also be mustard yellow, green, or red, and black, if it is ill… The Alabama mud snake, is the larger, and more aggressive version, of your typical mud snake. Usually spanning from 13, to 16 inches long, it can be as big around as a dollar bill, join the end to end, Though there have been incidents reported where an Alabama mud snake was found to be anywhere from 10, to 15 inches around. Reports on this, however, are dubious, at best, and are better ignored, then to be believed. Being of the Anguis genus, Latin name Sternus Anguis, It belongs to the same branch of month snakes as the German mud Python, the Taiwanese mud snake, the Japanese mud snake, and your garden variety mud snake. It is not, however, at all related to the mud viper, or mud rattler, as is commonly misconceived. Indications that you were dealing with an Alabama mud snake are, again, it being anywhere from 13 to 15 inches long, anywhere from eight, to 10 inches in diameter, as well as a ceiling it’s victim with a rather pungent odor or. Common methods of disposal are as follows; Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to flush the snake. It will put up a fight, and cause you and your loved ones on ending misery, for at least 15 to 30 minutes. Instead, kill it with a plunger handle, dismember it with said plunger, then safely dispose of it in single ply grocery bags, in your neighbors trashcan.
Thank God we managed to kill that Alabama mud snake, now let’s go ahead and follow the protocols and dump it in Cletus’s trashcan next door!
by Bandit 989 July 18, 2022
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fake the snake

To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing
"fake the snake, it makes people trust you "
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snake blasting fried chicken

When you go to kfc you can encounter fat people with snake tatoes and they will proceed to put kfc in your bumb
Please dont snake blasting fried chicken me in the bumb.
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Snake

a two faced bitch that probably goes by the name of emogene
elly- hey have you seen emogene today?

emily-no she’s such a snake
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Snake

Basically, the 69 position in other words.
Yoo, me and my girl did the snake last night!
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Snake in the Grass

Probably not tho, since the whole take your kid to work thing... forgot about that biz.

A labor relations issue that is ignored and hidden, but has significant and wide-reaching implications to the detriment of an employer’s operations. Such issues are prone to ambush operations, potentially with black mamba-like speed, aggression, and toxicity.
Employees accruing compensating time off (CTO) above the 240 cap is a snake in the grass for our budget, and we need to audit employee CTO hours to limit and address any potential financial liabilities.
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snake bus

An articulated bus. They are typically 60 feet long and they can accommodate almost twice as many passengers than that of a standard-sized bus. They are often seen in big cities (e.g. Phoenix, New York, Houston, Chicago, or San Francisco).
I see a snake bus on a busy route dropping off and picking up passengers downtown!
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