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Pulled a Trump

When you 'grab them by the pussy'. If she is aware enough, she will decide if its ok, and if not she will immediately recognize this as sexual assault, and you will be charged accordingly. This should prevent you from becoming President of the United States, but not in all cases.
OK: I saw my wifey in the washroom and pulled a Trump. She was a'ight with dat.
Not OK: I'm successful. I saw some fine ass who was 'hanging out with me', so I 'pulled a Trump' man!
by Blunt Monk January 9, 2017
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Donald Trump

The Hitler of the 21st century. racist. bully. and evil.
why the fuck is Donald Trump running for pres. he's literally hitler of 2016
by ms.wow65 May 30, 2016
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trump hat

A fucking red hat that says "Make America Great Again". The idea comes from a fucking asshole named Donald J. Trump, which state badass stuff like building a wall and all Mexicans are rapists.
I am going to buy a trump hat and burn it.
by WbcCT February 19, 2017
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Trump Salad

A tiny side salad for people with small hands filled with blanched nuts.
After ordering his Trump Salad he sent it back complaining the nuts where not all the same shade of white.
by Hyden of Wylie July 26, 2016
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Donald Trump

Hillary: How has Donald Trump gotten this far in the election? His fucking horrible spray tan shows how he'll waste this country's money.
by le meme November 5, 2016
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trumped dump

When you walk around telling your buddies that you going to take a dump, a tremendous, big league dump. You go to the bathroom and only fart a bunch.
I took a trumped dump at work today. My co workers don't want to hear about it anymore.
by cheeseman 2010 November 14, 2016
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Trump's Razor

Coined by John Scalzi on July 16, 2016 after reading journalist Josh Marshall's process for understanding the basis of many of Donald Trump's decisions, "Trump's razor" is a riff on "Occam's razor".

Josh Marshall: "According to Trump’s Razor: 'ascertain the stupidest possible scenario that can be reconciled with the available facts' and that answer is likely correct." Or, "to phrase the principle in Occam’s terms, it tells us ‘the stupidest scenario is always to be preferred’."
When the National Weather Service contradicted President Trump's tweet that Alabama--among other states--would “most likely be hit (much) harder than anticipated," Trump would days later hold up an official NOAA weather map that was absurdly altered with a Sharpie to include Alabama in the hurricane's prior predicted zone of landfall.

Did Donald Trump himself--irritated and embarassed that a government agency had corrected his misstatement--grab a Sharpie and alter the NOAA map, which weather experts noted would be an illegal act? Trump's razor says yes, that's the most likely scenario since it's the most plausible yet ridiculous one.
by ryoso October 30, 2019
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