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Swedish Crab Wank

When someone has a wank or gets wanked off and their foreskin rips off while doing so.
Megan: “I gave him a Swedish Crab Wank
by RicoIsNonce August 25, 2023
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Tanner Wank

When one friend or colleague adopts the position of standing whilst bent over, or on all fours, in preparation to receive the ejaculate of another colleague or friend to their back region. This ideally should be performed in a public area, such as a high street or shopping district of a well populated town, surrounded by mutual friends or colleagues in order to constitute a ‘full Tanner’. If the latter conditions are not meant, then the action between two friends or colleagues may only be considered a ‘half Tanner’.
Jee-whiz guys that was fun meeting up the other day.. and what about that full Tanner Wank at the end!

I want you and me to finally have that full Tanner Wank with all our friends present.. not the half one you gave me last night

Has anyone seen Tim & Dan?

Yeah their off round the corner having a half-Tanner

What? A half Tanner wank? Well let’s find them and make this a full Tanner!
by Pipe2Pipe Bushman September 22, 2020
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wank spamp

irish rural word.. its a term to put somebody down when they do something wrong
you broke that widow , you wank spamp
by irelandman May 2, 2010
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Half wank

When you start to wank and intend to finish but get unexpextedly interupted during the act and are not able to finish your wank.
Frank was wanking of in his room but suddenly realized that he left the stove on. He went down to kitchen and put it out. In this process he forgot about the wanking and therefore only ended up with a half wank.
by Aviemore halb wixer March 10, 2018
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Skeevy Wank

when two or more boys get together and wank each other whilst thinking about girls
Wow me and john just had a Skeevy wank,it was very satisfying
by Alex Gizzle August 19, 2008
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bare wank

Where you whip it out in bed when it's raw, and use no soap or any other form of lubricant
Yo, last night I had a bare wank because I ran out of tomato puree to beat my meat with
by Bigman2000 November 26, 2017
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Wank weiner wednesday

Every wednesday, you Can wank off

Also called WWW
Bro it’s Wank weiner wednesday, wank the fuck off
by Gussekrab November 11, 2019
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