Max Callander

Max is the sexiest person ever and also pulls so many woman and sometimes men and is very good at video games

OMG there is Max Callander hes so sexy and good at every video game ever and pulls all the woman and men.

by SUPER DUPER SEXY BABY April 18, 2022

Intersexual Friendship Max/Ultra

The same thing as the last one except I have 1500 characters to explain it.

Iam "Ok... Where was I?... Oh! Two types of Intersexual Friendship Max/Ultra. Here we go. So you have 'Type A' right? Which is when the Female treats the Male as a type of proxy Female, see? And in this type of relationship the Female will do things with the male (or attempt to do things) that they would usually do with OTHER FEMALES, right? For example, they'll talk about their sexual relationships in great detail (Like mentioning the fact that the guy that they are cheating on their boyfriend with has a big dick while they look a developmentally disabled man-child in dead in the eyes OR request to use make-up on a Male). I don't think they realize what they are doing when they are doing it but THAT'S IT! They're treating the 'male platonic friend' as though they are a Female. They don't realize that this the type of thing they would only talk about with another FEMALE. They would never say anything like that to a Male they are trying to sleep with! Right!? So that's 'Type A'. Male is treated as a proxy female. 'Type B' (on the other hand) is where a Female is adopted as a proxy Male into group of males. But this can only exist within a group of males that are LARGELY SINGLE! Because once the Males of the group start to date, their partners don't want them hanging around other Females. Right!? So, Yeah..."

Hym "And then there is like 'Type C' which would be like the Mulder and Scully relationship from X-Files but that shit isn't real."

by Hym Iam April 19, 2022

Max CW

Truly an amazing man smart at every subject because he’s mad smart he is also Albert Einsteins brother

“Max CW is hella rich”

by TURDBOIGAN23 April 20, 2022

link max

Used in gaming vocabulary to openly challenge an opponent to a match involving a cash wager. Usually used after getting absolutely rinsed and being completely unable to mentally accept the loss.

I'm aware you've just beat me 423-0 but you're absolutely awful at this game, link max.

by Webba January 8, 2021

To pull a max

"Saying "screw it" and taking the project very unseriously, resulting in failure and humiliation. Just because you could"

“Oh my god, he pulled a max again”
“You had to pull a Max again, seriously?”

by Maxpacito January 13, 2021

Max coath

We stan max coaths, all max coaths are amazing and handsome beyond words. They are absolute icons and deserve the whole world

Friend one:have you met the new guy?
Friend two: max coath? Yeah he is an epic pog champ

by Oikawasflatasscheeks January 14, 2021

covid maxed

When people bring up, mention, or bitch/groan about COVID-19 (Corona, coronavirus, the 'rona) so many times throughout the day that the person hearing it all becomes increasingly aggravated as the minutes tick by. Soon enough, when another person mentions COVID, the covid maxed individual may freak out and start screaming at people around them. The covid maxed individual may even punch a hole in the nearest wall.

Neighbor: How was your day?
Mom: I had to deal with COVID shutdows, COVID exposures, COVID cleansing precautions, COVID everything. So yeaaaaaa We're all going to die.

Dad: Hey! That COVID vaccine should move a little faster!
Covid maxed individual: Warning! I am now covid maxed! If another person mentions COVID I will likely lose my fucking mind!!!

by coffee_by_the_pot January 18, 2021