sock tissue

When all else fails and you need a tissue but all you can find is a sock, you use it as a sock tissue.

Person 1: They broke up with me
Person 2: You need a sock tissue
Person 1: I'm not crying that much

by shashwah May 7, 2016

grippy sock home

A term for a mental facility that provides care for the mentally ill.

"He cheated on me while I was in the *grippy sock home*, so I haunted him outside his window at night."

by nxshii October 5, 2023

perro socks

perro is the name of my bestest friend in the whooole world🥺🥺so kind and skrunkle

me: hey look its perro socks!
perro: this is just like ride the cyclone..

by S0L4RSYST3M February 28, 2023

Mic Sock

A girl who frequently sleeps with radio DJs, podcasters, and anyone who uses a microphone to make a living.

"I banged this chick on the weekend, but she also slept with our morning show host, and afternoon DJ. She's a total Mic Sock, bro"

by teddyyql December 1, 2014

Poop sock pussy

When you have a women shit in a sock then use it like a pocket pussy

"Aw man I love the poop sock pussy my wife left me last night"

by Milkyduds September 23, 2025

The Sock Sorcerer

Randomly having socks appear in your pockets, You try to remember how it got there, until you remember having your socks snatched by a gay dude, so you sneek in his house suck his toes in retaliation

Richard is a certified to be The Sock Sorcerer, so much in fact he moaned like hisoka when suckin on abduls toes

by IssaMysteryy January 19, 2020

Work Sock

An article of clothing you don't mind getting dirty after you "pleasure" yourself in your room.

Billy was in his room looking at internet porn. When it was time to clean up the mess he grabbed his "work sock".

by buck naked23 April 30, 2011