ponderpurchase

A purchase made after extended deliberation. The opposite of an impulse buy. Usually performed by a male.

Bill: New John Deere there Bob?
Bob: Yeah, just got it today. Have been push mowing this yard for 5 years, thinking about a way to afford the big green machine. Was looking like the ponderpurchase that wasn't going to happen but then old Uncle Frank finally kicked off and sent us a stipend.

by SwatchDog August 14, 2010

Plunderteig

Is a cousin of puff pastry. The English word is "Danish Pastry".
Plunderteig is layered like puff pastry, but contains yeast as an additional raising agent.
It is used to make sweet pastries, and of course croissants.

We used plunderteig to make some pastries.

by Cook From Hell July 2, 2011

pond penguin

similar to the saying "fish out of water" meaning out of place.

"I went to an indie club last night. I pond penguin hard! Didn't hear one banger"

by pepper_pig_queen December 7, 2014

plunderstorm

The massive sucking of money from consumers caused by a "cloud computing" business model.

$50 a month for 10 years? That's $6000! SEVERE PLUNDERSTORM WARNING FOR ADOBE AND SURROUNDING AREAS

by Stabby Smurf May 20, 2014

Pondeyjohn

A severe disease that can happen to anyone where Ur dick grows to amazing lengths and girth. Very Rare

I have Pondeyjohn I am 12 inches long soft and 6 inches wide soft

by LongTimeSuffererOfPondeyjohn May 31, 2015

ponderpoo

When you go for a shit and contemplate over a certain notion.

I couldn't decide to get on the session and so i went for a ponderpoo.

by duffmeister April 7, 2016

pondergazing

When you're gazing off in an apparent daze while in deep thought (i.e. pondering) about something.

I was pondergazing when someone interrupted me and I forgot what I was thinking about.

by alabaster princess 79 June 26, 2016