I'm So Bored

Words uttered by an individual when they are experiencing the feeling of being too much of a lazy shit. Perhaps if this person would get off Urban Dictionary ffs and their slimy ass, and actually touched grass, then they would be magically cured of their boredom. Yes, I'm talking about you. Yes, this is a self-callout. Go sniff the sun instead of your ass, you fruitbat vampire fuck.

Kylie: I'm so boreddd.
Weslie: Go fuck yourself.

by Where'd mah dad go? October 9, 2023

I'm so everything

When you are hungry, thirsty, bored, tired, and sad.

Guy1: Man, I'm so everything right now.
Guy2: Yeah same.

by pryobites July 13, 2023

I'm gonna throw my shit around!

"I'm gonna throw my shit around" in this context means to throw one's weight or power around, it is typically said right before doing some kind of impressive move or big attack.

"hold on lemme charge up an attack... I'M GONNA THROW MY SHIT AROUND!!"

by GenhisChiggisTemujinKhan December 17, 2024

I'm a tree.

To insult or throw shade.
When you throw shade & you're around the person.

I'm a tree.

by bekkth March 1, 2021

I'm ginger

I'm awesome and ginger equality is everything so uno GO GINGERSSSSSSSS

no one:...
me:yeah I'm ginger and what like come at me bruv and it will be the last thing you do

people in the middle of the church:dude wtf you just shouted in the middle of the funeral you need serious therapy
me:AND WHAT BLUD they was going to hell anyway so why does it matter

satan:and that's on ginger rights and equality
*satan welcoming me in*

by your.local.ginger.ayy November 15, 2020

I'm sorry

You say this to your friends when you are about to kill them

Friend: why do you have a knife in your hand?
You: I'm sorry but I want to kill you
Friend: Please don't, why would you do this?
You: I don't know I just feel like doing it because why not

by ImwastingtimeonUrbanDictionary April 10, 2023

I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor

A phrase used by chronically-online preteens as a way to absolve themselves of any wrongdoing from their behaviour online, often on sites such as twitter.

Often associated with stan-culture, most people who use this phrase are obsessed with one or more internet celebrity.

"OMG Generic Minecraft YouTuber did something!! I'm gonna post obsessively about it, and generally behave in a ravenous manner to those who have minor disagreements with me!"
"Dude wtf is your problem."
"Erm I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor"
"Oh ok. Carry on then"

by SbeveSbren January 18, 2024