A beef jerky.

A beef jerky is the act of giving or receiving a handjob. Usual one would use saliva or some sort of lube for a handjob; a beef jerky requires uncooked ground beef.

Why do you ask? Say your camping, forgot to bring lube and both you and your partner have the pasties. Look no further then a pack or room temperature ground beef.

You can also use other ground meats.

If your partner vigorously jerks fast enough this will create enough heat to have a meal after sex.

Hey grab a handful of that ground beef and give me a beef jerky.

A beef jerky by Chokiecat February 5, 2018

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corned beef

crap from which you ate corn some time ago

1'000000 more pounds of corned beef to go

corned beef by Butler-Bot June 12, 2003

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corned beef

nasty 'meat' eaten by old people, allegedly made out of Argintinian horses

corned beef by jj April 23, 2003

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roast beef butterfly

extra skin around labia that sticks out like wings from the actual pussy hole...resembles shaved roast beef like you would find on a sandwich from Arby's

she was hot, but her vagina had roast beef butterfly

roast beef butterfly by braindead cant bowl October 21, 2008

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