cake bastard

That person who can’t wait for the cake to cool down before cutting into it and eating, exclaiming there “just tasting it” and before you Know it half the cake has gone. It’s not even out of the tin yet.

What a total cake bastard

by Dande123 May 31, 2020

Tabasco basting

When a man fills his penis with tabasco sauce and then ejaculates it inside a female during sexual intercourse

Gina wanted to try something new,so I gave her a good tabasco basting.

by Crackheadkenny June 8, 2020

Thunder bastard

A derogatory term for goth or emo or who is a fan of heavy rock normally covered in piercings and chains and wear dark/ rock related clothes

Oi mate look at that thunder bastard

by Lolaman June 17, 2020

Spanish Basting

The act of basting ones dick in salsa and putting in a latino person.

"Dude I gave Blanca a spanish basting last Tuesday."

by nenthin September 11, 2020

lumpy bastard

no good shit head coke sniffing pos welfare collecting alcoholic family disappointing skin walker vibes trash bitch

Ex: “like oh her is that her ex Brendan? I heard he was a lumpy bastard.... “

by dictionary2020 September 14, 2020

Spanish Basting

The act of putting ones dick in salsa and inserting it into a latina.

Dude last night Blanca a Spanish basting.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Turkey Bastin

When you invite your family for thanksgiving but you broke your thermometer, so you got to make sure they dont have covid, so you put your dick in their ass to check the temperature.

Uncle Joseph, come here! I have to keep turkey bastin yo ass.

by Rancid Bean November 15, 2020