Abso-fucking-lutely

When you are 100 percent, passionately certain about something.

"Do you wanna go to the strip, find some hookers and score some coke?"

" ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY !"

by Boobookittyfuck702 February 18, 2019

cum butt fuck

What you call a fugly half bald ginger who is a lazy little bitch and doesn't know how to do their job.

Bob Guy is such a cum butt fuck, he won't teach me how to do calculus.

by gnatosaurus.rex October 15, 2018

Stuck in a fuck

when a man's penis has an unusual hardness. Not erect, but solded enough to have intercourse with. It is usual why the entire day is frustrating.

" I would have asked her for her number, but hanging out all day with the guys has me stuck in a fuck."

by skribble August 19, 2013

well fucked duck

To be completely satisfied

That meal left me feeling like a well fucked duck.

by Citybench February 15, 2014

Fuck up

Person that destroys their social life with an unfortunate event they regret so very much

Person A: Dude, yesterday I made out with my best friends in my bday party bc we’re gal pals and now I can’t look at them in the eye
Person B: You’re such a fuck up

by imsorrymom May 27, 2019

Fuck around and find out

See: the scientific method.

'Please welcome the recipient of this year’s Nobel Prize. His groundbreaking work has stunned the world, defied expectations, and rewritten the rules. Tell us—how on earth did you arrive at this ?
'Fuck around and find out!'

by Jammosito May 14, 2025

Phantom Fucks

When you get fucked so hard and good that you still feel it even after they are long gone.

He is great in bed. He fucked me so good here gave me a case of the phantom fucks.

by EngineerPatterson December 11, 2022