Twat Waffle

To be rude or unkind to your extremely nice older sister or relative.

My little sister ( Kobi) is being such a twat waffle right now.

by teeeeeeheeeeeteeeee August 21, 2019

Waffle Argument

When a sentence is completely twisted or invented during an argument.
Essentially putting words in someone elses mouth to make them look bad or make yourself look better.

Person A: "I love pancakes!"

Person B: "So you hate waffles?!"

Person A: "No, stop using waffle arguments. That is a completely different sentence from what I said."

by Tomentos July 24, 2024

nigga nigga waffle house

a word to describe anyone or anything

“yo i just got a new cart it’s so nigga nigga waffle house”
or
“you look good asf in that outfit, slay nnwh”

by bellalovesbwc April 20, 2025

Twat Waffle

Chrissy Teigen.

Chrissy Teigen is a bona fide Twat Waffle.

by Hollywood Loves Me May 25, 2021

Tuna waffles

He emailed me a picture of himself. He's just sitting there looking all confused. He's tuna waffles.

Tuna from acan mixed with mayo and green olives, heated up in the microwave or stop top, then spread ontop of fresh hot waffles.

An individual that knows how to get on your nerves without even doing anything; Tuna waffles.

by SAHVANARGI January 25, 2022

Nigglytarded waffle fucker

This phrase is used to mention a person, who is so fucking stupid and is such a retarded cunt that it breaks the bounds of the 5th dimension and shatters a hole through space and time.

The invention of this phrase all started about 7 minutes ago in the middle of an argument in rainbow six siege.

Person 1: Bitch!
Person 2: Fuckwit
Person 1: Cuntwad
Person 2: Nigglytarded waffle fucker
Person 1: what in the shit did i just hear leave your mouth?

by Piss_shitter January 21, 2024

Twat waffle

A vagina that has been in fishnet stockings for a full shift or at lease two shows. See also two show pussy.

After the evening show Kevina flashed me a shot of her twat waffle.

by SexiestRexiest May 24, 2019