Waffle iron

Something you call somebody when they won’t stop fucking waffling on about dumb shit

“stop being such a waffle iron”

by Eggsalad69 May 15, 2020

Jamaican Waffle

The act of ejaculating several times into a waffle maker and making an abomination cum waffle.

That fucking creep threw a Jamaican Waffle at me!

by Skymaster106 February 28, 2025

Nigglytarded waffle fucker

This phrase is used to mention a person, who is so fucking stupid and is such a retarded cunt that it breaks the bounds of the 5th dimension and shatters a hole through space and time.

The invention of this phrase all started about 7 minutes ago in the middle of an argument in rainbow six siege.

Person 1: Bitch!
Person 2: Fuckwit
Person 1: Cuntwad
Person 2: Nigglytarded waffle fucker
Person 1: what in the shit did i just hear leave your mouth?

by Piss_shitter January 21, 2024

Shark waffle

Means nothing, But when someone is pissed off since u said words, and there being a liberal snowflake offended at life.

He/She.. only 2 genders of life, like chopping balls off a male dog doesn't make it a female dog with a dick. You punk bitch Shark Waffle

by Raymondpyro October 24, 2022

Blue Waffles

Blue Waffles is a term that refers to a sexually transmitted disease caused in the female genitalia that turns the vagina blue, thus called Blue Waffles, where "waffles" is a slang term for vagina. It is in fact a hoax. A photoshopped image that went viral in 2010.

Dude, do not look up Blue Waffles!
- Oh crap...

by Mr. Explain March 28, 2022

Squishy waffle

“A English springer spaniel dog that’s chunky and brown”

hey squishy waffle...

by Doggey January 26, 2021

Waffle

1. A Waffle is made of sweet dough pressed between 2 hot pans, usually eaten with butter and syrup and typically eaten for breakfast.
2. Buff pancake.
3. Fail to make up one's mind.

"Can you pass the syrup for the waffles?"
"I'm waffling between getting a dog or cat."

by yessir386 March 10, 2022