Twitterpated

When a person becomes violent because of reading a post written about them on the social media/networking site Twitter.

After what that bitch said on twitter I became so twitterpated I had to beat her ass!

by Pariahnola1 September 28, 2013

twitterpated

Someone who is obsessed with using the social networking tool Twitter. A twitterpated person will tend to post more than 20 times per day.

Justin updates his Twitter so often I fear he's twitterpated.

by Rebel Nicci December 9, 2008

twister

A fucking faggot in ICT class

ICT is twisters life.

by Dave-dave April 8, 2005

twittergangle

someone that likes to go grave robbing and likes the necro arts. They like to fuck dead bodies.

Guess what? i saw Randy last night and he really is a twittergangle.

by Rimbo Din Din August 6, 2007

Twittermock

What Facebookers do to Twitterites...
Mocking the status use of Twitter as opposed to Facebook.

She twittermocks his status because it's an idea as opposed to what he's doing.

Don't twittermock me because you think Facebook is better!

by catahoula March 22, 2009

Twittergeddon

Describes the biggest FAIL Whale display in twitter history on June 09, 2010 when the twitter website went down worldwide for so long that survivors now qualify for disability pensions.

"I barely survived twittergeddon, but I am afraid I will never see a whale the same way again..."

"I was in this conference with thousands of people happily twitting away their experience when Twittergeddon fell upon us. You could see the despair in people's faces, it was horrible!"

by OnCloudOne June 11, 2010

twatter

A flirty, sexual charged message or photo sent via twitter. Although a twatter may be delivered via text message, it should not be confused with sext.

verb uses:

twatter. twattering. twattered.

noun usage: "In May 2011, Rep. Anthony Weiner (Dem, NY) blamed 'hackers' for a twatter sent from his twitter account."

verb usage: "In May 2011, Rep. Anthony Weiner (Dem, NY) admitted to the lying, saying he twattered it, not a hacker."

conversation between dan and joe:

dan: "What are you doing, Joe?"

joe: "Kate just sent me a twatter..."

dan: "What is that, like a sext?"

joe: "Yes... but it come in from twitter, so it's a twatter..."

dan: "Oh. OK. Can I see?"

joe: "Uhh. No."

dan: silent

joe: "if i showed you, than you would see my 'representative', because I started it by twattering her."

dan: "Thanks for warning me. I don't want to see your Weiner."

by eee-rrr-iii-ccc December 1, 2011