Eating Top Hats

1. A person who eats top hats

2. Slang for baking cellphones
1. “Mate, can you stop eating top hats it’s kind of gross.”
2. “Ohhh are you eating top hats again?”
by Bacon Is The Best 62374 February 08, 2018
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Sandy Top Hat

The act of splooging your man juices on the top of another persons head after they suck you off. To give a sandy tophat, once you feel like your going to cum, you pull your penis out of their mouth and ejaculate on their head.
"Man, youd never believe that my woman let me give her a sandy top hat last night!"
by Seenoevil9093 December 28, 2016
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# top water jig

What one nigger uses to “lure” another nigger at the edge of the bank to get in the water for their annual bath
Tyrone is getting his # top water jig ready for shequeefa
by J_ust telling the truth May 22, 2019
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alaskan top hat

When a gay man stretches another gay mans foreskin over the top of his own head
Man Cory and Hayden gave each other Alaskan top hats all night
by Shocker83 June 17, 2018
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top shelf redneck

A redneck with expensive taste. I.e. drives a beater car but owns a TV worth 3 times as much. Wears jeans from Walmart but drinks a $40 pour at the bar.
He drives a car held together with duct tape and prayers while drinking high dollar whiskey and watching Nascar on an 83 inch 4k TV. He is a top shelf redneck
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Camp Timber Tops

the absolute best place in the entire world. the place where strangers become best friends and make memories that are ever lasting. the place where u can wear crocs and not be judged. the best place ever. the place everybody marks down on their calender and counts down the days until. camp timber tops makes smiles grow even bigger and better. it makes your mood turn ten times better. the people make u laugh 24/7. this place is everlasting and theres a million reasons why because it's the people there that make it hard to say goodbye. this is my home:)
by campppppp January 29, 2018
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Texas Top Hat

A camping/adventure trailer made from a truck bed converted into a trailer with a camper shell on top.
That Texas Top Hat looks silly but it's cheap and works great!
by HappyCamperr March 02, 2022
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