The ol' angry spider 

A man stands on all 4s facing their partner who lies flat on their back underneath them. The man on all 4s then drools on their parnters face until they ejaculate.

Hey baby wanna get the ol' angry spider tonight?

I'm gonna tie you down and give you the ol angry spider
Bitch here cums the angry spider

What a dirty.

The ol' angry spider by Angry spider April 12, 2017

The Obama Years 

The Obama era from 2009 to 2017 and a lot of questionable activities and events happened between those years. These events included Operation Fast and Furious, Obamacare, WikiLeaks and much more.

The Obama Years are the most outrageous and disgusting events in American history.

The Obama Years by Strange Blue Dude June 16, 2017

The Old Razzle Dazzle 

Surprise anal sex/pegging

I won't be into work today, my wife gave me The Old Razzle Dazzle last night

The Old Razzle Dazzle by pseudonymforsurprisepegging September 3, 2017

The Oakland Stare 

A certain look that an individual learns after living in the rougher parts of Oakland for a long period of time. It is similar to The 1000 yard stare, but instead of complete emotionless distance, The Oakland Stare is 90% "Fuck off" and 10% "if you touch me, you'll regret it."

It is not a badge of honor, however it is something that is earned without realizing it.

"Hey, man, don't mess with that lady." "Why?" "She's got the Oakland stare - she'll mess you up. Go for a tourist or somethin', easier."

The Oakland Stare by CoffeeCore November 15, 2017

The Oak

this piece of shit likes to play forkmeat while he fucks his dog and drinks cool aid, you should never trust an oak for they will implement their absolute gay upon anyone who opposes their fortnite "Pride"..... PRIDE, that's right this mother fucker likes big cocks in his mouth and cant stand the alien dancing man. If you see this gay please shoot on sight.

also has being diagnosed with liking imagine dragon porn.

fuck i have The Oak in sight .......
SOUP TIME!!

The Oak by CHRISTIAN MAD LAD July 25, 2018

The Ohio Mudslick 

The act of taking a large dump but getting so distracted on your phone or any device that you forget to wipe. This results in feces sitting in your anal cavern for the rest of the day until you take another crap.

I forgot to wipe this morning cause I was watching Fortnite videos! Now I have the Ohio mudslick

The Ohio Mudslick by Trident of Treason August 16, 2018

the old needle condom 

''The old needle condom'' means when you can't find any condoms with your girl but you find your mom's old sewing kit and you use it as your condom. You just put it in your dick's hole.

James: dude me and my girl couldn't find any condoms last night.
Michael: so what did you do, my kneegrow?
James: I used the old needle condom trick.

the old needle condom by heheshreccsde September 20, 2018