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Goat Swag 

When you have the swag of a goat
Guy 1: Hey! That kid Ronnie Fine really has some goat swag!
Ronnie Fine: Hey! You're right !
Goat Swag by RonnieFine69x November 29, 2011
Related Words

secondhand swag 

Having so much swag it begins to rub off on the people around you.
Hey man can you take your swag somewhere else? I'm starting to develop secondhand swag.

Nerd Swag 

The swag that nerds behold whilst doing nerdy activities.
Person A: I'm doing math problems !
Person B: You have so much nerd swag.
Nerd Swag by nerdyswaggers June 13, 2013

hella swag

hella swag, you have so much swag that everyone around you is hella jelly . You walk past people in the hallways and they can smell the amount of swag you have. only some people are cool enough to be hella swag
juan has hella swag

Person: "wow have you seen Juan lately?"

other person: "no why?"
Person: "oh my goodness you should because he has hella swag, he's like the swag master"

Everyone wants to have as much swag as Juan
hella swag by funnyhispta May 5, 2016

2 Minute Swag 

Can be used as an insult for someone that has no originality to there "Swag" and or the level of there "Swag" is common or below tolerable levels

And can be used as a complement depending on the time

When paired up with more time as in 5, 10, 20 minutes ect, the more tolerable or unique the "Swag". 24 hours being the highest and something we all should strive for

When used with less time 10, 5, 2 minutes ect, the stronger the insult and the lacking of "Swag". 2 Seconds is as low as it can get, meaning you should go die, you have No! "Swag"
Example A of "2 Minute Swag": Insult

Pat: Yo Vic check out my new gear son!

Vic: Look at this niggah and his "2 Minute Swag"

Pat: Word!? Vic

Vic:..... Word

Example B: Insult

Kim: Ohhhh girl did you see Dan!? that niggah looks fresh, he's about to get him some ;)

Melly: All that niggah is!, is "5 Minute Swag"

Kim: Really!!!???

Melly: Yeah Kim I thought you knew that?

Kim: Damn... well fuck that bitch ass niggah then

Example C: Complement

Yolly: OMG! Don you like have "30 Minute Swag"

Don: Oh really!! thanks bitch!

Example D: Complement

Pat: Vic shut me down today guys...

Guys: Well Vic has "24 hour Swag"... you should be thanking him for even talking to you

Pat:..... Yeah... your right
2 Minute Swag by Crimson2113 October 25, 2011

Cali Swag 

Commonly seen in californians, Cali Swag is defined in the medical dictionary as " A rare and deadly disease that will turn a normal person from California into a raging, self-obsessed psycho ." People who have Cali Swag like to boast, and "strut" like a drunk man.

Cali Swag is incredibly dangerous and you should not approach a person who has it. If you happen to come in contact with Cali Swag then it is advised to call 911 and go as far away as you can from the person who has Cali Swag.
Oh my god, he has Cali Swag! RUN AWAY!!!
Cali Swag by Jmonster67890 June 6, 2011