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Half Post 

When someone updates their status on facebook with cryptic messages so that others will comment. Usually because they're an attention whore.
"OMG, I can't believe that just happened" would be Half Post of "OMG, I can't believe I really don't have anything important to say, so I'm going to pretend something dramatic is happening to me, so people will pay attention to me and I will feel loved."

whereas your supposed to respond "Are you alright?" (As if you really care, and the only reason you are really asking, is because you feel sorry for them.)

As mention on Keith and the Girl.
Half Post by Susie Lipshitz March 6, 2011
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smoldering post 

Having anal intercourse in frigid temperatures when you pull out your cock and steam rises from the shit covered shaft.
I was banging this woman last winter outside when I pulled out to finish on her back and had a smoldering post...

PTSD (Post Tequila Stress Disorder) 

When you vow to never drink Tequila again.
"Hey, Bobby, let's take some Tequila shots!"
- Bobby has nightmarish flashbacks to New Years Eve, 2008. His ears begin to ring and his hands start to tremble. His friends don't know it, but Bobby suffers from crippling PTSD (Post Tequila Stress Disorder).

PED(Post Ejaculation Depression) 

Often referred to as "cumming to your senses" this term is often used to describe the guilt felt after ejaculating
After jerking off to weird porn, Jeremy was feeling some serious PED(Post Ejaculation Depression).

ghost post 

Deleting your post on social media not long after you posted it.
"Jenny posted a rant about you on her wall earlier but then deleted it, fucking ghost poster.."
ghost post by iwriteoneverything January 25, 2018

Zombie Post 

On social media, when someone comments on a long dead post from years ago, re-animating the conversation to a horrible, terrifying undeath
April 10, 2013: "My dog has fleas - what do you use that's good?"
April 11, 2013 :lots of answers
April 12, 2018 :"I use Capstar"
April 12, 2018: "Thanks for the zombie post, moron. That dog died two years ago."
Zombie Post by txba397 May 25, 2018

PCSD - Post Covid Stress Disorder 

A mental condition triggered by events or activities that mirror traumatic memories of the Covid-19 pandemic.
She panics and leaves the room as fast as she can if someone coughs. She has PCSD - Post Covid Stress Disorder.
He doesn’t like to be alone in his apartment. He suffers from PCSD - Post Covid Stress Disorder.