TEAL Karen

Along with being the typical representation of the slang form of a Karen by believing they are entitled to their unwarranted bad behavior, these entitled ladies believe they are to make their way through life by taking advantage of the elderly. The word TEAL is an acronym for the words Thieving, Elderly Abusing, and Lying.

TEAL Karen stole my elderly father's money and property when took control his life and pretended to be a good caregiver.
TEAL Karen convinced the nursing home that the gentleman's family abandoned him, and he wanted her to have ALL of his money and worldly possessions.

TEAL Karen by Dummaz June 15, 2022

Old Karen 

An "Old Karen" is a pejorative slang term for female over 50 who is an obnoxious, angry, entitled, homophobic, and often racist white woman who uses her privilege to get her way or police other people's behaviours. If this type of person has daughters they usually become "New Karens".

Old Karen didn't want a family from Africa moving into her gated community solely for racist reasons, so she devised a plan to have their application rejected.

Old Karen by pfalls June 15, 2022

New Karen 

A "New Karen" is a pejorative slang term for female under 25 who is an obnoxious, angry, entitled, and often , homophopic, racist white woman who uses her privilege to get her way or police other people's behaviours. Usually this type of person has a mother who is an "Old Karen".

New Karen was practicing complaining to management that they way she was served by the clearly gay customer service representative was inappropriate because he was impolite, even though he was not impolite, just happened to have a camp sounding voice that New Karen didn't like, so New Karen made up some bullshit to get him in trouble.

New Karen by pfalls June 15, 2022

Screeching Karen 

A subtype of the "Karen" archetype of annoying women cliches/tropes;

Screaming Karens are the type of person who films a fight/confrontation with their iPhone,
actively avoiding doing anything about the situation.

When a punch lands, or a fight ensues, the screaming karen will SCREECH at the top of their lungs to indicate something has happened. Usually deafening the viewer of the video being recorded.

Alternatively, this type of Karen, usually when being 'hella ghetto', will announce low-tier shit talk during the duration of the fight. Usually along the lines of something stupid, such as, "Get 'em! Get 'em!", often repeatedly.

Screaming Karens provide nothing to any conflict; they simply stand far away, record in Portrait mode on their phone, and act as a human alarm to alert any passerbys that there might, indeed, be a thing happening.

"Did you see that video of the fight in the mall last night?"
"Yeah bro. But whoever recorded it was a real Screeching Karen, I couldn't even hear what they were fighting about!"

Screeching Karen by Maxwell_Edison July 30, 2022

hose Karen 

a Karen who restricts access to a hose nozzle by securing a device to the hose connection so that no one else can attach their hose of choice, hence the hose Karen.

The hose Karen has struck again.

hose Karen by Cloak & Dagger August 25, 2022

Zionsville Karen 

10th degree Karen, or “Uber Karen”. This is the highest level of achievement on the Karen Scale. A derivative of the slang term Karen, meaning busybody or hypocritical well-to-do Mom who seeks drama and complains about things that don’t have any implications to her. Preceded by “Zionsville”, a snobbish town in Indiana where racism and classism is hidden behind a veil of midwestern pleasantry.

Zionsville Karen 1 - “This meeting of Zionsville Karen’s is called to elect a new Grand Karen.”

Zionsville Karen 2 - “Could I talk to the manager here PLEASE?! I think some of the voters are not from Zionsville. IF I don’t win, I’d like to see a recount.”

Zionsville Karen by toooldtobehere August 28, 2022

Crazy Karen

Crazy Karen’s think they on the world, they’re the most bombastic, narcissistic people.

This crazy Karen thinks she owns the world.

Crazy Karen by Crazy Karen’s August 28, 2022