bag over the head job 

is said when u want to fuck a woman who is so fucking ugly but has a fine body, i.e huge chebs nice pun, and lovely legs that you would love to be between!

dude 1:oh dude she has got huge chebs
dude 2:and her legs r fukin stunning
dude 1:its a shame she is so fucking ugly
random dude: defo bag over the head job!!

bag over the head job by Allan Galeziewski July 23, 2007

Porcelin Rim Job 

When a man gives a girl anal sex and while they are performing sex the man is dunking the girls head in the toilet! When the man lifts the girls head out of the toilet the man slaps the girls head with his dick.

Easiest example is that when your in a bathroom fucking a girl, DUNK her head over and over in the toilet and thats what a Porcelin Rim Job is!!

Porcelin Rim Job by TBone_NJ/HI December 11, 2009

Nut Fuck Whack Job 

"A person with an eccentric personality that has used shit loads of narcotics over their life, resulting in a swiss cheese brain effect that lends itself easily to OCD and other psychiatric disorders. Though irritating at times, they can be quite entertaining to those around them, like watching a drunk party clown wetting themselves."

"That bitch is a total Nut Fuck Whack Job!"

Nut Fuck Whack Job by Badass721 March 10, 2010

The G Job 

when you have anal sex with girlfriend of over 1 year. the catch is shes too afraid of pregnancy through ass so you need a condom, but you dont have one, thus using basketball shorts as your condom.

hard boner going through basketball shorts into ass hence...THE G JOB

The G Job by G.Job November 26, 2006

Skyrim Job 

Getting sexualy satisfied from by the female head while playing Elder Scrolls V: Skryim.

Friend #1: Dude! I got dome while playing Skyrim!

Friend #2: I wish i got a Skyrim Job.... :(

job female skyrim head dome oral sex blowjobvideo games orgasm happyness licker mouth oral sex

Skyrim Job by counterflow69 October 15, 2011

rain job 

When after receiving a rainbow kiss a woman proceeds to give a blow job with her menstruation still in her mouth

My girl was on the rag last night, but it was cool cause I got a rain job out of it.

rain job by Creme June 27, 2006

Paint Job 

To be in the moment of a Blow Job, and have the giver-of-head wear one colour lip stick; go down, and up apon the penis, change the colour of lip stick, than once again up and down.
Continue untill disired colours are chosen for your paint job.
If done correctly, the lip stick should resemble paint on your penis.

Last night at that Rainbow Party, I got a Paint Job from your mother.

Paint Job by Space Comander Capt'n Fresh July 17, 2010