dead man's hand

the act of masturbating with a numb hand, preferrably after sitting on the desired hand.

"hey joony, i did the dead man's hand yesterday"
"did it really feel like a handjob?"

by destroyer of memes April 15, 2015

dead body krew

it is a type of blood street gang in minnesota the dead body krew is the hardest gang around the midwest to get in you have to be a juggalo and can be trusted with Anything the dead body krew dont care if your dead or alive so go fuck yourself

Eddie,alex and sean are in the dead body krew.

by tj procter February 24, 2008

dead mans hole

When is chick is such a lame fuck that you would rather do a dead person

Mike was telling Todd that he a dead mans hole last night and would have rather jerked off.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

Dead dick dive

When a naked man dies during swimming

Carl had a dead dick dive. His funeral is at noon in three weeks

by The weirdo in your pants July 28, 2022

Alfred The Dead Kid

Also known as "Brendan Forester" he used to have a channel with over 70 subscribers called "alfred the dead kid" but deleted it due to tons of toxic stuff happening there and drama.

Alfred the dead kid had a girlfriend who cheated on him which hurt him, thats one reason he quit youtube,he has yet to date another girl and says "he will never date again because he doesn't want to go through that again"

by Pastelowouwu July 2, 2020

Dead Kid Walking

1) a kid who barely shows emotions or who have trouble expressing them self.

2) a kid who shows either a lot of emotion or about the normal amount.

They often say unhinged or 'creepy things'. They may enjoy things such as singing, writing, digital/traditional art, or reading books and or manga. They often hyperfixate on a few things or jump between multiple fandoms weekly.

Person 1) Oh he's probably a dead kid walking...
Person 2) what makes you say that?
Person 1) he's always just sitting at the benches and reading that book.

by Internet_Axle October 24, 2022

Dead holy cactus

A magical object seen in the mika vlogs that when called upon makes a large banging noise which sounds like someone stamping on the ground . There is also a dead holy cactus lord

Mia : dead holy cactus reveal yourself! ..... .... .....

Kate: .....
Mia: ...... *bang*

Mia and Kate : * gasp

by Emkami September 10, 2019