Mud butt

When you take a large shit and have to use like half a roll of toilet paper because your shit is like sticky tar. Shit smears instead of wiping off. When you wipe it gets messier before it gets clean.

Mud butt is the #1 cause of skid marks

by Michele_plus_one August 05, 2016

Mud Butt

Noun; When the consistency of fecal matter being deposited into the commode is that of Mud.

Verb; When the object, item or thing being described is so utterly trash that the terms; Shit, Garbage, Wack, Booty Meat, Shit Juice, or any other cannot accurately describe it.

Noun; Kendre you take this n it’ll clean your whole system! You’ll be pissing out your ass... You’ll have MUD BUTT for Days!

Verb; Gucci Flip Flops compared to Hi Bich is absolutely MUD BUTT!

by Kendrix_Nolamar August 11, 2018

Mud-crabbing

When a person takes a shit, doesn't clean their arse, and a second person proceeds to snort cocaine out of the unclean butt crack.

I walked in on my partner mud-crabbing a hooker, and was disgusted.
I got pink eye after a vigorous mud-crabbing session.

by mudcrabber313 July 15, 2024

Muds my truck

Irritated, upset with a situation.

“Man that really muds my truck!”

by Double Diesal April 17, 2022

mud jackin

When you stick your penis in a women's anus then pull out and jack it onto her back. Then hit that ass with your fist as hard as possible.

Last nite I mud jackin a random, ran a 4.2 forty out the door. Greatest nite of my life. West side.

by Mud jacker May 11, 2017

Mud Pie

A play on the sexual act called the cream pie, where instead of cumming inside of your partner, you spread whichever office you wish to make your Mud Pie in, and thereafter shit inside of it, and there you have a "Mud Pie"

My husband wanted me to give him a mud pie, so I asked what the hell that was... I never expected him to be into something so gross.

by AIDSDABASSGUITAR July 02, 2022

Mud Pie

The act of pooping in a girl's vagina and then eating the poop off of her shit covered muff.

i gave my girl a mud pie last night. It tasted like shit, but it was the best experience of my life.

by BigClam_69 March 23, 2015