Hot Chili-Sausage Sandwich

When a man put's Tapitaio hot sauce on his Cock and then inserts it into a woman's butthole, thrusting until she shits everywhere onto the mans chest, creating a hot chili shit storm, then cuddling commences, thus creating a hot Chili-sausage sandwich.

hey Greg, I heard you and Cindy did the Hot Chili-Sausage Sandwich last night! Congrats! Emily only wants to do the Rusty-Trombone, she is such a boner-deplete.

by Kingpoopy3ird July 3, 2016

ball chili

When your junk has been sitting in ball soup for a while, then they cool off for a bit, the sweat is caked onto your junk, and your balls start sweating again. Typical for extreme heat and working in a dish pit or steel mill.

Guy 1: Dude, it's hotter than a dick out here...

Guy 2: I know man, I've been sitting in ball chili all fucking day.

by poorwhiteboy August 3, 2017

cayuga chili dog

When someone crazy pissed of at someone else, and takes a shit on the hood of their automobile.

Cayuga refers to Cayuga, IN. where such things happen, given the right company.

I never seen him that crazy. Apparently he was so pissed off at that bitch bartender, he took a shit on the hood of her Chevy pickup truck/ He called that work of art the 'Cayuga Chili Dog'. Not too firm, not too soft, just right.

by tippy24 October 1, 2017

california chili dog

A male stripper deficates on an erect penis and then proceeds to deep throat it like a kobiaci.

On a trip in San Fran, went to the club last night and I got a California chili dog. I feel full.

by MAXIUMPOWER October 23, 2017

Clevland Chili Dog

A Cleveland Chili Dog is when you Intentionally deficate then whipe your groin in it to comense titty fucking.

It's ok we will just clevland chili dog it.

by KINGrude November 5, 2017

Skillet chili

Somebody so basic that they resemble a simple skillet chili rendered over a stovetop.

"Look at that girl wearing UGGs who just walked in Starbucks ordering a carmel macchiato and taking a pic for Instagram, what a skillet chili.

by Dullpup May 21, 2018

texas chilibutt

when you eat a load of Tex Mex and 10 minutes later your rushing to the bathroom almost splashing the whole toilet bowl and oozing liquid out your ass uncontrollably!!

I ate Taco Bell and god damn the texas chilibutt was on! excuse the mess, please and thank you!!

by Mike McAndrews didly didly May 21, 2018