Bangcock bang

A sexual act between a man and a women (small children and goats suffice) in which the man thrusts into the anus while holding onto the ears/horns of the partner while simultaneously shitting into a pile behind the partner, upon pulling out the man throws his partner backwards into said pile and proceeds to stab said partner in the eye with his penis. then proceeds to initiate a golden shower in and or around the face. While partner is visually impaired, the man will fist the partner's anus (and potentially vagina at the same time). Upon climax , the man proceeds to write his name on said partners chest with cum.

I was so wasted last night... i woke up in the aftermath of a bangcock bang...

Bangcock bang by Michell Malkin October 21, 2008

Big Bang

Either 6.5, 8.9, or 13.7 billion years ago (they keep rescheduling it), nothing blew itself up.
After the explosion, once the smoke had all faded and the dust had settled, a countless number of galaxies, systems, stars, and planets covered a presumed infinite amount of space.

What the hell?

"Hey, we currently have no explanation for the beginning of the universe, man."
"Well, just pick from the existing ones."
"We could do that, but, uh, sir..."
"What?"
"They all involve the supernatural and/or some sort of deity(s)."
"Holy crap! Heaven (which I don't believe exists) forbid we actually believe there are greater forces in the world than ourselves (arrogant brats aren't we?)! Quick, make something up!"
"How about... I know! A massive explosion created everything! We'll call it the 'Big Bang'."
"Think anyone will buy that?"
"If we come up with a bunch of nonsensical yet complex equations to back it up, yes."
"Do it."

Big Bang by STJosh May 1, 2007

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Related Words

Bangsta • bangster • Bangstick • bangsat • bangsouth • Bangsexual • Bangshows • bangstorm • *bangs pots* • Bangs ass

Emo bands

There are a lot of non emo bands that are called emo for example:

REAL emo bands:
All Time Low
Billy Talent (Sort of.)
Blue October (Sort of)
Coheed And Cambria
Chiodos
Dashboard Confessional
Escape The Fate
Funeral For A Friend
Hawthorne Heights
Jimmy Eat World
Matchbook Romance
New Found Glory (Will be called punk, just listen to the lyrics)
Saosin
Silverstein
Taking Back Sunday
Texas Is The Reason
Thirty Seconds To Mars

Non-Emo Bands:
Atreyu
Fall Out Boy
My Chemical Romance
Finger Eleven
Hoobastank
Less Than Jake
Mindless Self Indulgence
The Offspring
All American Rejects
Simple Plan
AFI
Panic! At The Disco
Flyleaf (CHRISTIAN BAND)
Plain White T's
Green Day

I hope this list of emo bands and non emo bands helps you but I have aklmost every one of these bands on here don't try to listen to "emo" music to seem cool to people and don't label yourself, then your a little poser.

Emo bands by xXRawrRoXaSXxHxC December 1, 2009

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Bang on!

A favourite saying of a broadcast journalist and Londoner at a prestigious journalism training school.

This term is now adopted, and used interjectionally, between groups of males engaged in drinking circles post-newsroom.

The term "Bang on!" can substitute any verb, noun or adjective, and is often used completely out of context.

"Bang on!" can also replace song lyrics.

Usage of the term must be reciprocated by all members of the contextual group, or its effects are nullified.

Risky usage of the term "Bang on!" can result in suspicion. Therefore, users must adopt caution and awareness of their surroundings.

If a person uses said term without prior knowledge of its origins, social taboo may follow.

"That is Bang on!"

Man 1: "Digital Journalism is a total tin-pot waste of time"

Man 2: "Bang on!"

Bang on! by eKirk Potting-Shed May 9, 2014