twat fag

A man who's actually gay, but pretending to be straight just so as to be accepted in polite society.

Dude - he's such a twat fag. It's pathetic.

by Itumama May 19, 2024

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A man who's a flaming homosexual and pretending to be straight, but still very insecure about it.

Dude that guy is a twat fag. He likes to clam slam because he can't get any pussy without paying for it.

by Itumama May 19, 2024

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twat seizure

an uncontrollable act of a female orgasm in which the vagina squirts cum like an unmanned fire hose.

Cory and Marcus fucked monica so hard she had several twat seizures!

by Korae December 17, 2009

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When a girl sits on your face while you are driving with the chair reclined back. She steers while you use the pedals and lick her wet twat.

lets go for a drive and do the twat pilot baby.

by I<3pussy445 January 24, 2022

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Someone who instigates nothing-fights as per Dane Cook's joke.

My girlfriend was being a real jelly-twat when she did not inform me of the jelly situation in the house.

by Hippo8Me August 31, 2010

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Why do we have to deal with this cancerous twat

by _lordninfamous July 22, 2019

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A vagina that is lubed by spitting her own snuff juices onto it.

by Bushman77 October 31, 2016

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