speed docking 

A new form of space docking thought to have originated in the jam scene of Baltimore. While space docking is the act of defecating directly into one's vagina. Like a space ship attempting to dock to a space station, "space docking" involves very accurate control and near-perfect alignment of the two orifices.

The true tale of what speed docking is still remains a mystery. Some say it is a version of space docking but on a boat while spun out.

"Hey mama, wanna ride my boat and try speed docking tonight?"

speed docking by TronTastic Cheshire Avenger August 23, 2011

speedmonkey 

Drug dealer

I know a good speedmonkey; he deals cocaine, weed and other illegal drugs.

speedmonkey by Galapagos Gary June 17, 2012

speedy cooter 

When a male turtle ejaculates quickly, and the female is unable to achieve orgasm.

My turtle George was being a bit of a speedy cooter and was unable to please Martha.

speedy cooter by ttrainlookerup October 16, 2012

speedchick

A stimulating girl.

That Girl. She's speedchick.

speedchick by Swiy July 6, 2012

speed cartel 

A speed cartel is formed when the cars in front of you on all lanes are going slower than the general speed of traffic creating a disruption. The decision by the cars to go slow may be intentional or unintentional, but can prevent an opportunity to go around them causing you to also slow down to their speed. This should not be confused with an actual drug cartel that deals speed.

I'd like to go 95 on this highway but I am stuck behind a speed cartel going 60.

speed cartel by Dell Computer Dual Monitors July 17, 2012

Speedcoy 

While driving down a highway they are the person that goes faster than you for you to get behind to get pulled over by the cops in your place.

I would have totally been busted going 90 if my speedcoy wasn't going 93.

Speedcoy by Wordingsly August 2, 2012

Speed curling 

Taking a crap as fast as possible

Racing against your mates to have the fastest shit, I'm off for some speed curling

Speed curling by Cammeltoe September 25, 2012