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Jake Paul

Jake Paul is fuck boy that click baits the shit out of people.
by Anzade February 14, 2020
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Paul

hahhhhhah i almost wrote paula. he always has good food like jolly ranchers and sour patch kids. he'll also lend u money for the food truck which is nice. also hes like so tall and his feet r huge like woahhhhhhhhhhhhh
yo paul
by its me guess February 27, 2020
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paul

paul has big lips and dark skin and screams too much
god it’s paul coming here again”
by sciencelinks February 28, 2020
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Paul Dawson

All he wants is to know where the meat heads are.
“Have you seen Paul Dawson”
“No he’s looking for the meat heads
by Jacksdadisamum March 3, 2020
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Jake Paul

A scum fuck, who has scammed his massive child audience out of their parents money, no less than 3 times now, who also claimed that anxiety and depression don't really exist and are all in your head, as well as making a diss track on teachers, who did nothing wrong, are way too underpaid to deal with the kids he's turning against them, and who only try their best to help their students grow and be successful. As if that wasn't enough, a teacher came out with a response, also a diss track, and showed the blonde Ohio brat up with the line "some of these kids see me, more than their own dads". Embarrassed and disgraced, he then shifted to calling out "internet bullies" like Cody Ko and Noel Miller, two comedians who have single handedly kept Jake relevant.

As of writing this at the start of 2020, it is a common opinion that Jake Paul is less mature, more petty and childish, and more of a scumbag than his brother, Logan Paul, who, after filming a dead body and setting the internet ablaze, appears to have matured into a better, more responsible, more respectful person, than his brother, who is still attempting to remain relevant by stealing from his audience.

TLDR, someone who is worse than any combination of politicians, dictators, and serial killers imaginable.
"Bro, did you see Tommy at that party the other day?"

"Totally. Wasn't he begging for sympathy and money by pretending he had cancer and alzheimers?"

"Yeah, that's the guy. He was being such a Jake Paul."
by TetsuchiYamashiro March 9, 2020
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jake paul

he’s dead .. said jake paul
by i hate bobby March 18, 2020
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Paul van BJJ

Paul van BJJ is basically a man who is for all intended purposes the following: Good Looking, muscular, "macho"-being totally cool toward everyone and everything, very clean and neat in appearance, a man who is 100% man: almost every lady is attracted to him because of his great charismatic ability, and when need be, he can be a real bad guy to mess with. Paul van BJJ is more of a definitive personality type, go to the beach in the summer and you will see several who fit the above, in addition to wearing sunglasses and jewelry, he is a ladies man, enjoying fast cars, hot woman, and good at hustling people in pool. Paul van BJJ is what every man wants to be, but 99.7% of men never live up to.
"Man, that guy has it going on, he's a real Paul van BJJ"....
by sheehan March 23, 2020
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