played

When you really like a guy, and your making out and he says “we’re just chillin he”

“Dude I really like you nick Curtis”

“We’re just chilling” I was played

by 69yourdad69yourmom696969urdad February 5, 2019

playground swing lookin ass

someone with really thin arms but a really thicc ass.

random guy: i have a condition where my upper extremities are very small but my hips are huge.
second random guy: nah bro u just a playground swing lookin ass.

by JewelsHax February 10, 2019

prayer boner

when you worship the lord so hard you get a half chub or a full boner

yesterday at church i was praying so hard i got a prayer boner

by zefin April 30, 2019

plageriser

somebody who plagerise
i promise thats how u spell
no this isnt written by janis
fuck u max
fuck u martin

jan Today at 12:34 AM
why u stealing direct quotes
from shakespeare
plageriser

jamal Today at 12:34 AM
what.
17 Today at 12:35 AM
plagiariser
jan Today at 12:35 AM
who
jamal Today at 12:35 AM
plagiariser
jan Today at 12:35 AM
no
jamal Today at 12:35 AM
yes

by not janis May 5, 2019

prayer-chain

What people who don't truly believe that God always answers reasonable prayers engage in as a way of hopefully "crowd-pressuring" Him into granting their wishes.

I'm not a "man or God" or even particularly a believer, but I have still never been comfortable with the idea of prayer-chains, since the idea behind it seems kind of "opposite" to the "God always answers your prayers if you only believe" crap that so -called Christians are always spouting off about --- I know that if I were God, I would resent people's engaging in prayer-chains, since it would imply that I wasn't kind, generous, or merciful enough to fulfill prayers if they were spoken merely by the person needing the help, but instead needed to feel pressured by pleading multitudes of "loyal to the faith" humans before I would make any effort on behalf of the person whom they were all praying to me about.

by QuacksO June 7, 2019

prayer closet

a euphemism for an S&M dungeon

"It's been a tough week at the senate committee hearing. Can't wait to get some me time in my prayer closet."

by mcgruffallo March 27, 2019

prayer and worship night

A time where brothers and sisters in Christ come together and pray, confess, worship, and fellowship in a nocturnal setting.

Amos "Hey Jenny you coming to the prayer and worship night?"
Jenny "no I have homework"
Amos "But what about Jesus!?"
Jenny "haha ok I'll sherk my responibilities and come!"

by my doctor's wife October 3, 2019