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red beanie

guy who lives in my closet
"RED BEANIE DID YOU ESCAPE THE CLOSET AGAIN! GET BACK HERE"
by danger among us February 26, 2022
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madame red

ciel's aunt in black butler. she's a physician and the life of the party. she's got vibrant vermillion hair which she was impartial to until receiving a compliment from her sister's suitor, earl phantomhive. after that, she emphasized her hair with rouged cheeks and scarlet lips, and adorned herself in exorbitant red corset gowns and plumed hats adorned with beads dangling from the visage. she also possessed a captivating pair of sparkling red ruby eyes that glimmered like enchanted spiderlilies. they emanate her fiery passion for life and love. she lost her husband in a tragic car accident and subsequently suffered a miscarriage. she also lost her beloved sister and brother-in-law in a horrific fire, and later cherished ciel fervently upon his return, assuming he died earlier. under the questionable influence of grier sutcliffe, who serves her under the guise of a syncophantic, clumsy, groveling butler but is actually a grim wreaper, she targeted prostitute clients who she felt to be undeserving of ther fertility because they sought abortions. unable to have children, embittered by her loss, and enamored by the sway of grier sutcliffe, she embarked on a carefully premeditated murder rampage of a slew of unfortunate women who were her patients. she and grier are ultimately the pair the queen's watchdogs are searching for under the moniker jack the ripper. she is brutally slaughtered by none other than grier sutcliffe for refusing to murder ciel upon their redhanded capture.
madame red's story is rife with heartbreak and stained in blood.
by The-real-cobra-queen September 1, 2019
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Gairus The Red

Gairus The Red was an aincient Greek God who was worshipped before the fall of the Aincient Greek Empire. It is thought that Gairus The Red was the original God of Love, the colour red symbolising the colour of the heart and the colour of love. There was a national holiday every year to celebrate Love under this god, when the national holiday wasn't there though, he was often referred to as "Uncle Silver" it's not really known or understood why this was the case but researchers have come up with the theory the "Uncle" part was due to how people viewed this god, they saw him as their family. The "Silver" part is still unknown though. The documents around this God are limited so we can not reallu know for sure, but what i can tell you is, this was the god of love and love this god, we shall.
"Oh Gairus The Red, my god, i love you"
"Have you heard of Gairus The Red? He is the true god of love!"
by ProffFartuart November 21, 2019
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Red Flag

a term used to describe actions that reveal someone is a hoe, manipulative, and/or unfaithful.
Guy 1: this girls so fine and we’ve been hitting it off but she still snaps all her ex’s
Guy 2: nah bruh you gotta drop her that’s a red flag
by jameslovendaul January 12, 2023
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Red poop

OMG remember when i went to the bathroom yesterday, that red poop was eeeeeee
by mY dONkeY iS cOoL July 5, 2021
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Red Suicide

Red Suicide is a heavy metal band from Texas. They started in highschool, in the year of 2014, and have been together since.
Dude, did you go to the Red Suicide concert last night? It was rad.
by abexii May 8, 2019
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red castle

A very rare std when you have sex with a girl on her period in a White Castle. A once in a lifetime opportunity
Dang bro I fucked Jessica on her period in the whit castle and got red castle! I’m dead bro!!!”
by Chesebunger February 5, 2023
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